ECB Parody 🇪🇺🇺🇦

PARODY ACCOUNT 🇪🇺💶 Mainly niche jokes on money, finance and EU bubble. No limit to trolling within my mandate

[ECB Parody 🇪🇺🇺🇦 @EcbParody]

It’s not inflation, it’s a special repricing operation

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@BirdingBrussels Not ISO standards, EU standards ! 🫡

[ECB Parody 🇪🇺🇺🇦 @EcbParody]

EU standard CEn tS 15117 “guidance on direct and extended application” and En 15725 “Extended Application reports on the fire performance of construction products and building elements” 1 - Protester 0

[Disco Central Banker @Discobanker]

Syria central bank launching peer to peer instant settlement in central bank money

[ECB Parody 🇪🇺🇺🇦 @EcbParody]

25bps cut fixes this.

[LiveSquawk @LiveSquawk]

Bank Of Korea MonPol Board To Meet Early Wednesday To Discuss Market Stabilising Measures

[ECB Parody 🇪🇺🇺🇦 @EcbParody]

@ESMAComms @EU_Finance @IOSCOPress @BaFin_Bund @centralbank_ie @MFSAComm @Lietuvosbankas @eftasurv @MNB_Hungary @FI_uudised @FMA_LI Tag me next time! I have more European reach than any of these institutions 😉

[ECB Parody 🇪🇺🇺🇦 @EcbParody]

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Imagine being a fraudster impersonating ESMA.

Like who, besides people who read technical standards for a living - would think they are receiving a legit call from ESMA?

[ESMA - EU Securities Markets Regulator 🇪🇺 @ESMAComms]

⚠️ #ScamAlert ⚠️

Fraudsters often seek to create fake identity documents using someone else’s personal information.

We will never call or email you to ask for personal details under the pretext of helping you recover lost funds.

https://t.co/svS23nk3hG

[ECB Parody 🇪🇺🇺🇦 @EcbParody]

@meme_ec Today is the day where half of the Eurocrats have to remind to the other half why it is off.

[Atanas Pekanov @atanaspekanov]

- If President Trump asked you to resign, will you resign?
- No.
- Can you iterate a bit on that? Do you think you have a legal obligation to resign?
- No.

[ECB Parody 🇪🇺🇺🇦 @EcbParody]

Central bank independence done right!

[Atanas Pekanov @atanaspekanov]

- If President Trump asked you to resign, will you resign?
- No.
- Can you iterate a bit on that? Do you think you have a legal obligation to resign?
- No.

[ECB Parody 🇪🇺🇺🇦 @EcbParody]

When federal election of Fed chair ?

[Iñaki Aldasoro @i_aldasoro]

Breaking: inflation mentioned as culprit for driving out incumbent, rising on newcomer

[Giulio Mattioli @giulio_mattioli]

Peak Germany: the government appoints five academics to advise on economic policy and they end up *suing each other*.

[DG MEME 🇪🇺 @meme_ec]

The € coin toss 🇲🇩 🇪🇺

[Émilie Vanderhulst 🌻 🇧🇪🇪🇺 @BirdingBrussels]

27 🇪🇺

[ECB Parody 🇪🇺🇺🇦 @EcbParody]

3.25

[Émilie Vanderhulst 🌻 🇧🇪🇪🇺 @BirdingBrussels]

Quantitative easing, before it was cool? 😎

[DG MEME 🇪🇺 @meme_ec]

I like when they interview local babushkas...
(Ljubljana's Jurček might be rotten)

[ECB Parody 🇪🇺🇺🇦 @EcbParody]

Should be the front page of the Draghi report.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

The tower has caught the rocket!!

[ECB Parody 🇪🇺🇺🇦 @EcbParody]

Looking forward to engaging with some economists at the Swedish central bank on this model tomorrow morning.

[Paul Krugman @paulkrugman]

Trying to find historical models for the economic effects of mass deportation if Trump wins. One example: France, which lost many of its young men during World War I. Not encouraging (Angus Maddison via Statista)

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@Rokas_Kruminas He did many times, hence why it will be interesting to see whether there will be a shift after this hurricane.

[ECB Parody 🇪🇺🇺🇦 @EcbParody]

Pro tips: if you study central banks communication, look at what the Fed says on climate change before and after Hurricane Milton.

[ECB Parody 🇪🇺🇺🇦 @EcbParody]

@PStein59990336 You are correct but I feel like peer pressure may be different

Most CBs only started recently seeing climate change as a financial stability risk but are progressing faster.
The Fed lagging behind while densely populated areas are heavily impacted may seem out of touch.

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@PStein59990336 No, I actually want to see what Powell’s upcoming speeches on the matter will say. Now that climate change risk is materializing in Florida, I think we will see a shift from viewing it as an “emerging threat over time” to something more urgent.