therealECC

Tweets are not representative of Eldorado Country Club. Hit my DM’s with funny sh*t

[therealECC @EccThereal]

Taking myself off this. ✌️❤️

[therealECC @EccThereal]

We have been breed us for these times:
1) Mold in the ceiling ✅
2) Green pool ✅
3) Curry on tap ✅
4) Smells like a Porta John ✅

We are now immune! #makingECCgreatAgain #COVID19
@SBR_McKinney @SBRCC @StonebriarCClub

[therealECC @EccThereal]

Hellz yesssss fellow country club degenerates!!!! 50% offfffffff! Your move @SBR_McKinney #50%ers

[therealECC @EccThereal]

Good morning from beautiful McKinney TX! PSA: wash your hands #COVID2019

[therealECC @EccThereal]

I expect more from myself in terms of “likes” in this tough time. I’ll be better El Dorado.....I’ll.....be.....better @BobSpadafore @sheesnaz @MetroBrett @ClaytonKCCO @kristen_hooper

[therealECC @EccThereal]

Possible tornado, covid-19 virus extremely active, the club is doing take out for their fine dining menu, and all I can think of is.....this guy should run for ECC president.

[therealECC @EccThereal]

So captain Phillips, does this mean the new spa in the men’s locker room is closed? Also, can I help name the next dues increase? I have some goodin’s!

[therealECC @EccThereal]

@sheesnaz @b_bearden Woah!! 😳😳 I respect the wishes of my Willie and decline to comment on this dish. #Covid_19

[therealECC @EccThereal]

It was great that we had a last supper meal last night for all us old farts. I’ll now hold my breath for the next 2 months and not touch anything but my 7 iron. #coronavirus

[therealECC @EccThereal]

Thanks David! I was told by my other club that group exercise lessons help prevent the virus! I do suddenly have a hankering for cinnamon rolls though! #Decision2020

[therealECC @EccThereal]

Welcome Mr. Stephen Phillips as the new GM for da club. I have some quick questions..
1) can we call you captain Phillips? If so there is a massive floating tanker in stall 3.
2) Were you named after the horse from Waterboy?
3) Have you seen my live tweeting of the town hall?

[therealECC @EccThereal]

Everyone needs to check out the latest HVAC video on ECC Facebook. I took it with my new @MotorolaUS flip phone! #TRECC4PREZ

[therealECC @EccThereal]

@sheesnaz You are welcome Sheezy! Im glad that my recommendations are in full force.
#2 recommendation: Icy Hot for my fellow elderly dancers. Broken hips are nothing to mess with!

[therealECC @EccThereal]

Due to all of the app notifications shaming me into working out, I have decided to go by bigger pants and let my beer belly grow! Please no questions during this difficult time. #ECCthings #ECC4PREZ

[therealECC @EccThereal]

Sorry to everyone at gentle yoga this morning....I thought it would be silent #BabyShartDoDoDoDo

[therealECC @EccThereal]

Hey @TigerWoods you free June 25-27? You seem to have a grasp on this golf thing.
(Disclaimer: you’d more than likely pay for your entry fee and I might ask you to pick up mine too)

[therealECC @EccThereal]

Was suspended from Twitter recently but I’m BACK BABY! Live look at Eldo on this riveting Tuesday. I’ve watched 3 bathroom breaks in 15 minutes and am praying for a walker/Cane fight! (I wonder if beet soup is today??)

[therealECC @EccThereal]

Whoever hates old people, reveal yourself! We’ll go to Dixie cafe and play Backgammon. 4:00 pm sharp!

[therealECC @EccThereal]

Good question MM....the answer is burn the place down and get the insurance money....again #TRECC4PREZ

[therealECC @EccThereal]

Yes!!! We either need a new patio or I’ll sit on 18 green with a pellet gun shooting everything that flies! #TRECC4PREZ