Mildly Eccentric 🇨🇦

Lover of: classic cars, b&w photos, playing grrr w/ my dog, whodunnits, pizza, reading history, satire, proper grammar, finding stuff I lost & experimental hair

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@MichaelCohen212 why don’t the orange strumpets ever quote: Matthew 24:24
“For false christs and false prophets will rise and show great signs and wonders to deceive, if possible, even the elect.” False prophets in Revelations is too weird for a Jewish girl to stop her manicure

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@ask_aubry Where is Lorena Bobbitt when you need her?

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@Kissmyazz24 O ferfucksakes, are you just finding out about this now? Wait til you discover that women are actually looking for men with predominantly feminine attributes to date, etc

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@squishsmawmaw Isn’t that cute? A man thinks he has a say in a woman’s pregnancy.

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@fesshole Maybe a guided tour through the bathroom with all the women you can round up - most of us could use a good laugh. Actually, you’re as much of a ninny as he is if you can’t figure out how to disabuse him of such behaviour.

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@ask_aubry Oh ferfucksake, go watch a bunch of Robert De Niro or Al Pacino movies & get back to us after you become a man, you silly ninny.

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@Concern70732755 Get dressed in whatever silly outfit you want, just don’t try to inflict sharia law on us (or you might get treated like a puck in the overtime period of the playoffs)

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@RagingLibNana We didn’t get ice cream, my Papa took us to look at Ontario Historic Plaques. Betcha wish you had been me …

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@ask_aubry That guy needs to spend some time in a penitentiary & then weigh in on whether or not rape exists. https://t.co/BAQjwYpXwR

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#THINGS I CANT FUCKING STAND: raised voices. I’ve been watching the US House of Representatives & I gather to win, you have the loudest voice. This is Canadian Parliament: https://t.co/3gws1PKWs8 This is the US version: https://t.co/BfD6PRnI56 CANADA: not better, just quieter

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#THINGS I CAN’T FUCKING STAND: people who don’t enunciate clearly (& dollars to doughnuts, they prolly have poor posture as well). I’ve been watching a few of the “6 January boo-hoo-hoo” results & so many of the presenters sound like - well, you know … https://t.co/oghHh6GDjJ

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@Jenn__Will @ask_aubry I always thought that it was Henry VII who killed the princes in the tower. Think about it. Who had the most to lose if they showed up? Just a thought …

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@Jenn__Will @ask_aubry Macbeth & Richard III are tied as my favourites

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@ask_aubry Round up a posse, knock him to the ground, have several of the posse sit on him & cut his dick off - if you go by increments, everyone can have a turn.

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@Matthew37388008 You dont have your date of birth on there - or are you now claiming the female privilege of not revealing your age? 😂😂😂

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@flossman @ask_aubry Does anyone remember this? Time magazine somewhere around 1981 postulated that there had never been a definitive translation of the Torah into English - lots of other translations, just not directly into English. One of those things that makes you go “hmmmm.”

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@JoeTwee61865322 @ask_aubry The prince of ponce

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@MaryBeth_Abate @ask_aubry Good one!

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@GeneralHillier I agree. Deport her. She doesn’t like it here? Get the f🤬ck out. Why did you come here in the first place? Because America doesn’t take insurrectionists? Don’t make my country a mirror image of yours you stupid girl.

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@John_Sesia @ask_aubry I love you. If I were young enough, I’d want to have your grammatically correct baby.