pulpo girando 🍉

from river to sea

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[pulpo girando 🍉 @Ecofriendlypunk]

Sensory deprivation tank but you actually got eaten by a fucking clam

[Kat @LibitinaK]

SEALTWT WE OFFICIALLY HAVE A POLITICIAN THAT HAS RECEIVED A SEAL ENDORSEMENT

[Leo @Leooweb3]

I love saying “sounds good” at work when I don't give a fuck.

[pulpo girando 🍉 @Ecofriendlypunk]

@tisthepamseason When I was in highschool I said my biggest weakness was that I had an anxiety disorder. I ended up staying with that company for 6 years

[Loppy Rae @ Hurtsies are Live! @LoppyRae]

He got his first round of shots : )

[pulpo girando 🍉 @Ecofriendlypunk]

My son that is a worm

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Today is Global Cat Day.

[🕊️ @mvndiaFC]

Emailing professors for letters of recommendation really late

[Pan @pangrey123]

I have two milestones at work :

1. Lunch
2. Leaving

[pulpo girando 🍉 @Ecofriendlypunk]

I was born to be unemployed

[Cute Dessert @sweetxdessert]

babe what’s wrong you’ve barely touched your sea slug shaped chocolates

[dumbass @drajendragon]

we lost good pikmin back there. pikmin who didn’t hesitate to jump in the fire to save us the burns. I made it out alive because of them. when I close my eyes I still feel the heat

[National Park Service @NatlParkService]

We have a CHONKION!

The #FatBearWeek crown goes to:

🐻 Bear 89 Backpack 👑

Heavy is the bear that wears the crown. Like really heavy.

[pulpo girando 🍉 @Ecofriendlypunk]

Big Car wants me to pay $70 to get a new car title with my legal name change on it and then another $70 to update that name change on my registration

Retweet to hate in Big Car

[Joaquin Barroso @joaquinbarroso]

Do you want to hear a joke about research, or not et al.?

[𝚔𝚎𝚗𝚍𝚛𝚒𝚌𝚔 𝚕𝚘𝚋𝚜𝚝𝚊𝚛 @KLobstar]

idk who made it but I think about “woah momma they trapped me in the orb” constantly

[pulpo girando 🍉 @Ecofriendlypunk]

I'm evil now

[Liz Charboneau @lizchar]

American by birth, dawg zone by the grace of god

[pulpo girando 🍉 @Ecofriendlypunk]

Tired of my roommate pissing me off I'm going to fight back by playing the kazoo at all hours of the night