𝖫𝖾𝗑𝗂 𝖡𝗋𝖺𝗇𝗌𝗈𝗇

There are good parts to being a vampire and there are bad parts, you @ADamnWinchester are the best part. #Dexi | PARODY

[𝖫𝖾𝗑𝗂 𝖡𝗋𝖺𝗇𝗌𝗈𝗇 @EcstaticAllure]

“𝗪𝗵𝗲𝗻 𝗶𝘁’𝘀 𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗹...𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝗰𝗮𝗻’𝘁 𝘄𝗮𝗹𝗸 𝗮𝘄𝗮𝘆.“

𝐿𝑒𝑥𝑖 𝐵𝑟𝑎𝑛𝑠𝑜𝑛
𝐸𝑣𝑒𝑟𝑦𝑜𝑛𝑒’𝑠 𝑓𝑎𝑣𝑜𝑢𝑟𝑖𝑡𝑒 𝑏𝑙𝑜𝑛𝑑𝑒
𝑉𝑎𝑚𝑝𝑖𝑟𝑒 | 𝑆𝑡𝑒𝑓𝑎𝑛’𝑠 𝑏𝑒𝑠𝑡 𝑓𝑟𝑖𝑒𝑛𝑑
𝑇𝑉𝐷 | 𝐶𝑟𝑜𝑠𝑠𝑜𝑣𝑒𝑟𝑠 𝑎𝑐𝑐𝑒𝑝𝑡𝑒𝑑
𝑆ℎ𝑖𝑝𝑠：𝐷𝑒𝑥𝑖
𝑅𝑇？

[Derek Hale @SurvivingHale]

🐾Evevolved Wolf
🐾McCall Pack
🐾last surviving member of hale Pack
🐾No drama, no bullies
🐾No minors 20+
🐾Friendly writer
🐾Crossover Friendly
🐾Bi - MS

[‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ 𝕯𝐀𝐌𝐎𝐍 ‎ .ᐟ @immcrtalwits]

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[𝖤𝗅𝖺𝗂𝗇 𝖠𝗋𝖼𝗁𝖾𝗋𝗈𝗇 @AlternatingFate]

"𝐈 𝐝𝐨𝐧'𝐭 𝐛𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐞𝐯𝐞 𝐢𝐧 𝐞𝐯𝐢𝐥
𝐚𝐬 𝐚 𝐝𝐢𝐚𝐠𝐧𝐨𝐬𝐢𝐬."

𝖠𝗇 𝗂𝗇𝖽𝖾𝗉𝖾𝗇𝖽𝖾𝗇𝗍 𝗉𝗈𝗋𝗍𝗋𝖺𝗒𝖺𝗅 𝗈𝖿 𝖢𝖺𝗆𝗂𝗅𝗅𝖾 𝖮'𝖢𝗈𝗇𝗇𝖾𝗅𝗅.
𝖥𝗎𝗋𝗍𝗁𝖾𝗋 𝖽𝖾𝗍𝖺𝗂𝗅𝗌 𝖻𝖾𝗅𝗈𝗐 𝗉𝗂𝗇𝗇𝖾𝖽.
𝖠𝗎𝗍𝗁𝗈𝗋 𝗂𝗌 𝟤𝟣+

↻ & ♡

[𝒄𝒉𝒂𝒓𝒍𝒊𝒆 𝒇𝒐𝒓𝒃𝒆𝒔 ⁺‧₊˚ ཐི⋆♱⋆ཋྀ ˚₊‧⁺ @ofselfloving]

𝒉𝒂𝒖𝒏𝒕𝒆𝒅 𝖇𝖞 𝖙𝖍𝖊 𝖌𝖍𝖔𝖘𝖙 𝖔𝖋 𝖙𝖍𝖊 𝖌𝖎𝖗𝖑

      *ೃ⁀➷ 𝑰 𝒖𝒔𝒆𝒅 𝒕𝒐 𝒃𝒆

    charlotte       forbes

[𝖫𝖾𝗑𝗂 𝖡𝗋𝖺𝗇𝗌𝗈𝗇 @EcstaticAllure]

Acting like your best friend - the only true one that’s ever had your back?

Epic.

[‍ ‍ … 𝒓𝒊𝒑𝒑𝒆𝒓 𝒐𝒇 𝒎͟𝒐͟𝒏͟𝒕͟𝒆͟𝒓͟𝒆͟𝒚͟. @brutishands]

acting like the self - righteous version of yourself from nearly a century ago ?

𝒏𝒐𝒕 cute indeed.

[‍ ‍ … 𝒓𝒊𝒑𝒑𝒆𝒓 𝒐𝒇 𝒎͟𝒐͟𝒏͟𝒕͟𝒆͟𝒓͟𝒆͟𝒚͟. @brutishands]

https://t.co/bCUQ5fL2RQ for peace of mind 🫥

[𝖫𝖾𝗑𝗂 𝖡𝗋𝖺𝗇𝗌𝗈𝗇 @EcstaticAllure]

Pushing those that matters most away makes you weak.

Acting like your brother? Not cute.

[‍ ‍ … 𝒓𝒊𝒑𝒑𝒆𝒓 𝒐𝒇 𝒎͟𝒐͟𝒏͟𝒕͟𝒆͟𝒓͟𝒆͟𝒚͟. @brutishands]

so she keeps claiming .. though he can’t recall a single good time between the two ..

just .. 𝒏𝒂𝒈𝒈𝒊𝒏𝒈.

[𝖫𝖾𝗑𝗂 𝖡𝗋𝖺𝗇𝗌𝗈𝗇 @EcstaticAllure]

And now she’s a friend? What happened to her being a no-one?

[‍ ‍ … 𝒓𝒊𝒑𝒑𝒆𝒓 𝒐𝒇 𝒎͟𝒐͟𝒏͟𝒕͟𝒆͟𝒓͟𝒆͟𝒚͟. @brutishands]

so she’s keeping secrets now 𖤠 tsk — not a great friend after all.

[𝖫𝖾𝗑𝗂 𝖡𝗋𝖺𝗇𝗌𝗈𝗇 @EcstaticAllure]

Says the man who hides from his feelings.

[‍ ‍ … 𝒓𝒊𝒑𝒑𝒆𝒓 𝒐𝒇 𝒎͟𝒐͟𝒏͟𝒕͟𝒆͟𝒓͟𝒆͟𝒚͟. @brutishands]

sounds 𝒍𝒂𝒎𝒆 …

[𝖫𝖾𝗑𝗂 𝖡𝗋𝖺𝗇𝗌𝗈𝗇 @EcstaticAllure]

Applications being taken for a new best friend.

Must be:-
• Fun, charming
• Good looking (cause duh she's hot)
• Must not dislike Bon Jovi
• Oh! And like hugs.

[𝖫𝖾𝗑𝗂 𝖡𝗋𝖺𝗇𝗌𝗈𝗇 @EcstaticAllure]

She has many hobbies that he isn’t aware of.

Does he? Clearly not.

[‍ ‍ … 𝒓𝒊𝒑𝒑𝒆𝒓 𝒐𝒇 𝒎͟𝒐͟𝒏͟𝒕͟𝒆͟𝒓͟𝒆͟𝒚͟. @brutishands]

ha 𝒉𝒂.

pathetic — he’d think after all this time, she would find a hobby.

[𝖫𝖾𝗑𝗂 𝖡𝗋𝖺𝗇𝗌𝗈𝗇 @EcstaticAllure]

Fun police? Oh boy, even his insults /suck/. Get it?

She won’t be minding her own business. It’s his lucky day, she doesn’t plan on leaving his side.

[‍ ‍ … 𝒓𝒊𝒑𝒑𝒆𝒓 𝒐𝒇 𝒎͟𝒐͟𝒏͟𝒕͟𝒆͟𝒓͟𝒆͟𝒚͟. @brutishands]

f͟un p͟olice have arrived.

she should mind her own business, worry about her own 𝒎𝒊𝒔𝒆𝒓𝒂𝒃𝒍𝒆 existence …

[𝖫𝖾𝗑𝗂 𝖡𝗋𝖺𝗇𝗌𝗈𝗇 @EcstaticAllure]

How about he takes a nap instead? One that’ll end with him incapable of movement.

[‍ ‍ … 𝒓𝒊𝒑𝒑𝒆𝒓 𝒐𝒇 𝒎͟𝒐͟𝒏͟𝒕͟𝒆͟𝒓͟𝒆͟𝒚͟. @brutishands]

he’s 𝒉𝒖𝒏𝒈𝒓𝒚 ..

volunteer feeding line starts h͟ere — otherwise he’ll begin hunting every pulse in town …

[𝖫𝖾𝗑𝗂 𝖡𝗋𝖺𝗇𝗌𝗈𝗇 @EcstaticAllure]

— @ADamnWinchester

[𝖫𝖾𝗑𝗂 𝖡𝗋𝖺𝗇𝗌𝗈𝗇 @EcstaticAllure]

You said those very words the last time around and what happened?

Oh! I know. Pick me!

You returned to your charming, loveable self.

[𝓢tefan @ImmoralMalice]

There is no coming back this time.

[𝖫𝖾𝗑𝗂 𝖡𝗋𝖺𝗇𝗌𝗈𝗇 @EcstaticAllure]

Waste my time? You’re breakin’ my heart here - why take away my fun of dragging your ass back to humanity?

[𝓢tefan @ImmoralMalice]

[An amused grin] Let me guess why you’ve suddenly showed up. In a bid to win back my humanity. Don’t waste your time.

[𝓣ristan @StrixSovereign]

꙳ ╱ ➟ ❛𝐖𝐇𝐄𝐑𝐄 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝑩𝑬𝑻𝑹𝑨𝒀, 𝐈 𝐑𝐄𝐌𝐀𝐈𝐍 𝑳𝑶𝒀𝑨𝑳.❜

𝑎 𝑐𝑎𝑛𝑜𝑛 𝑝𝑜𝑟𝑡𝑟𝑎𝑦𝑎𝑙 𝑜𝑓 𝑡𝘩𝑒 𝑐𝘩𝑎𝑟𝑎𝑐𝑡𝑒𝑟 𝒕𝒓𝒊𝒔𝒕𝒂𝒏 𝒅𝒆 𝒎𝒂𝒓𝒕𝒆𝒍 𝑓𝑟𝑜𝑚 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒐𝒓𝒊𝒈𝒊𝒏𝒂𝒍𝒔. 𝒄𝒓𝒐𝒔𝒔𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒇𝒓𝒊𝒆𝒏𝒅𝒍𝒚. 𝒅𝒂𝒓𝒌 𝒄𝒐𝒏𝒕𝒆𝒏𝒕, 𝟏𝟖+.

[‍‍ ‍‍‍ ‍𝒂‍𝒖͟𝒓͟𝒐𝒓𝒂‍ ‍ @cinderhellish]

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