I'd rather pour hot sauce into my underwear and put a steak down my pants then walk on molten lava through a pack of hungry wolves while eating a coriander salad and drinking Donald's used mouthwash to the sound of Frozen... than ever try to sell anything on Marketplace again
Without a doubt, the absolute best way to discover that you have a hole in you shoe is when you step in a puddle while walking to work on a rainy morning 🌧️
One thing I've learnt since having a baby is that absolutely every single TV show or movie I want to watch is not appropriate viewing with a small child in the room... According to my wife anyway 🤷♂️
Us DJs are having a real hard time right now... If you could all text a DJ you know and ask "Hey bro, you got any drink cards?" that would be greatly appreciated