Ed D

I am one with the force and the force is with me #Wisconsin

[BuBBliK @k1rallik]

> be Oliver Tree
> weird kid from Santa Cruz
> bowl cut, tiny shades, giant pants
> rides a scooter bigger than a car
> drops out of business school for music
> "When I'm Down" goes viral
> Atlantic signs him in 2017
> "Life Goes On" makes him a global legend
> fakes his own death for clout, repeatedly
> quietly moves to Russia, reinvents himself
> books a world tour, plays Sao Paulo
> gets in a helicopter in Rio
> collide mid-air today

The internet refused to believe it because he taught them not to.

[Jeff Passan @JeffPassan]

An all-time pitching performance by Jacob Misiorowski. He threw a one-hit Maddux and punched 15. The most in a >99-pitch shutout before was Tarik Skubal's 13. This is Miz finding out in real time what he can be. The velocity is mind-bending. All of it is.

[MLB @MLB]

9 IP
27 batters faced
1 hit
0 runs
0 walks
15 strikeouts

Jacob Misiorowski just pitched one of the greatest games EVER

[Rob Friedman @PitchingNinja]

Jacob Misiorowski. 15 STRIKEOUT MADDUX. 😳

9 innings, 0 runs, 15Ks, 1 hit. 0 BBs.

95 pitches. Most Strikeouts EVER in a Maddux!

[Curt Hogg @CyrtHogg]

Jacob Misiorowski just pitched the most insane inning by a starting pitcher in baseball history?

[Ed D @EdDmz13]

MLB needs to ban the LV ballpark

[crawf @crawf34]

hey, tell them there’s a pedophile in attendance

[Scott Van Pelt @notthefakeSVP]

There really aren’t any rules. You just go to court. If it fails, go to court again until a judge says you’re all set.

Want a 7th year?

Sure

Broke rules?

Ahhhh, it’s fine.

There AREN’T any rules.

[Zito @_Zeets]

Again, he gets graded on a curve. Dude is losing his shit because a reporter pushes back a bit on his lies, and he loses his temper, insults her, and walks out of the interview. And yet, he keeps being presented as a sane and normal person.

[Sickos Committee @SickosCommittee]

Look, we can all only hope to have a legend like Pablo Sanchez on our teams.

[Jason from Huskerland @HuskerlandJason]

In retrospect, it’s kind of unfair that Auburn drew the Milwaukee Brewers as their 4 seed.

[Jeff Passan @JeffPassan]

The three-pump rule. Hingle McCringleberry taught. It's on us all to listen.

[Isaac @iTalkStudiosYT]

Cardinals and Brewers having a dick measuring contest at shortstop today

[AB⚕ @AbsoluteBruno]

No nomination for this is fucking outrageous

[Mehdi Hasan @mehdirhasan]

This is an official government account in a democracy.

This is what Orbanism looks like. The president bragging, via AI video, that he forced a comedian who mocked him off the air and ‘into the trash’.

[Milwaukee Brewers @Brewers]

Hahahaha

[Milwaukee Brewers @Brewers]

This win is dedicated to the beautiful city of Green Bay

[MLB @MLB]

Jake Bauers hammers a 3-run homer 💪

[Dominic Cotroneo @Dom_Cotroneo]

ABS error on multiple levels...

Contreras successfully challenged a ball, TV showed it, in-house did not, and for some reason the ABS operator told the umpire it was a ball but said the call stood and announced Brewers don't lose their challenge?

I'm really confused