EdwardTheLongshanks

Born in the Dark Ages, Edward the Longshanks has survived these many centuries quenching his insatiable thirst with liberal tears.

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@RuinofAtlantis @Rainmaker1973 Yeah, okay. You keep believing that. The fact we are having this conversation right now, using this platform, proves my point. Wake up.

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@leesie7172015 @Rainmaker1973 Compared to plants and animals? Yeah...we are. By far.

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@habtro @SawyerMerritt @elonmusk Agreed. Ever "age" has that one guy. Alexander the Great, Leonardo DaVinci, Einstein, Musk.

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@forallcurious Fuel propulsion will get us to Mars. We'll need something entirely different for interstellar travel. Quantum teleportation maybe.

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@starwars @staceyabrams dat you?

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@forallcurious Tell that to a blind man.

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@historyinmemes @grok in the case of a nuclear war, how many people on earth would have access to a bunker?

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@konstructivizm Plot twist: The Martians populate the interior of Olympus Mons. The entire mountain was constructed to house the surviving Martian population after the atmosphere collapsed. Would make a cool story.

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@cnalive The entire catholic church is a heresy. Mary can't protect. Only Jesus grants protection. But the catholics have never been fond of Jesus, which is why they keep him on the cross, right where Satan needs him to be. He can't rise from the dead if He never leaves the cross

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@DiscussingFilm Meryl Streep will be the voice of Aslan? This is already trash. Another bag of hot garbage. A male lion with a female voice. Why? What is the point? It makes no sense, but that's Wokeflix for ya.

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Chuck Norris didn't die. He killed death and took over.

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@therealmissjo Yes. Turn it into glass.

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@AmineTX @StockMKTNewz It was actually his greatest investment. He bought it for the sole purpose of turning it into a holding company. That investment made him the richest man on earth at one point.

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@yrrekwolrab @amazing_physics Ahhh...the ol' Time of the Gaps rears it's head again. When in doubt, just add a few billion years to the explanation.

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@ATRightMovies Howard Hughes in Aviator played by Leonardo Di Caprio

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@PaulRumgay @histories_arch @grok is this true?

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@Comunitynoted @TheCinesthetic @grok was Matt Damon offered 10% of the first Avatar and then turned it down?

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@kevin0_12 @NFL @NFLPlus I agree with this. Maye had all around better stats. Stafford had more touchdowns. And that's pretty much it. It's obviously not a merit based system. Just like the Hall of Fame and the Nobel Prize. Its just a popularity contest. They've all lost credibility.

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@LoriLFraser2468 @NFL @NFLPlus God forbid he share the credit with the supportive kids. A once in a lifetime opportunity for them to share the stage with their Dad and in his joy. I really hope you don't have kids.