Edward Norton👉🐕

I'm a dog and I like the Spurs. I live forever.

[Edward Norton👉🐕 @EdNortonTheDog]

On Friday, January 26th 2024, at noon - Edward Norton passed away and into the great beyond. We are nothing short of devastated by this loss. He was our companion and a friend to many over his fourteen years. I got him through a private rescue in 2012. It was one of my greatest decisions, but also an easy one. He was always chipper, affable and loving, until the very end. We already miss him immensely and know that many will as well. However, he will love forever in our hearts, on our wall, and as this avatar. We ask that you remember him and celebrate his life in your own way.

I would have posted this on his avatar Twitter account had it non been for an erroneous spam suspension. I have caved and signed up for a subscription to keep this post up for a bit. His uncool less, fElon, triumphs for now.

Thank you for reading this far if you were so inclined. It means the world to us.

Now back to shit posting.

[Edward Norton👉🐕 @EdNortonTheDog]

@stunnaclips Haters won't believe that this is actually @TimJDillon

[Teddy - PolyBackTest.com @Bitcoin_Teddy]

Tim Dillon had a brutally funny take on Gen Z’s approach to work.

He says a lot of them have figured out the whole system feels like a scam, so they’re treating it like one. Fake mental health days, quiet quitting, weaponizing HR language, doing the bare minimum while demanding maximum accommodation.

And Tim’s reaction? “I’m for it.” They’re just using the playbook society handed them.

This is what happens when trust in institutions and old-school work ethic collapses. People stop playing the game seriously and start playing the system instead.

Do you think Gen Z is smart for gaming a broken system, or is this approach ultimately making things worse?

[Edward Norton👉🐕 @EdNortonTheDog]

@YMHstudios Let's go Todd!

[Edward Norton👉🐕 @EdNortonTheDog]

@MacroTactical +1

[JJ Perez @theJJPerez]

Do or Die.

[Mario Nawfal @MarioNawfal]

A robot kicked a little boy in the stomach

We're officially one software update away from Terminator

[Mike Beauvais @MikeBeauvais]

I have forgotten loved ones’ birthdays, the names of old classmates and even core memories, but I will always remember that it was on May 30, 2020 - six years ago today - that French DJ David Guetta ended racism forever.

Shoutout to his family.

[Slop Bowl Connoisseur @slopbowlcritic]

At the local strip mall. What should I get for lunch?

[Izzy @fentrocity]

@Sheridanblog Paul George ass comment right here.

[Edward Norton👉🐕 @EdNortonTheDog]

@fentrocity @scotchscotchzz Revealing

[Edward Norton👉🐕 @EdNortonTheDog]

@TimTheMM @SoundDobad FEW

[Edward Norton👉🐕 @EdNortonTheDog]

@TimTheMM @SoundDobad Wendys is NOT fucked

[Edward Norton👉🐕 @EdNortonTheDog]

@KrisAbdelmessih Epstein class breaking containment into the Overton window.

[Edward Norton👉🐕 @EdNortonTheDog]

@Newsforce Damn they even made Speedy Gonzales gay. This agenda has gone too far.

[Edward Norton👉🐕 @EdNortonTheDog]

@lukewillyovers @ACE1997H Confirmed

[Justin🦩Boldaji @justinboldaji]

Telling everyone how impressive my first gay bareback orgy was

[Edward Norton👉🐕 @EdNortonTheDog]

@RampCapitalLLC Feb double top was so obvious. Checking the Fibs now...

[Jordanreviewsittt @jordanreviewsit]

>wake up at 6am
>drive 45 min in traffic
>spend all day on virtual calls
>buy a $20 slop bowl
>spend final 5 hours pretending to work
>go for a walk around the retention pond and hope to see a turtle or duck
>plan which dates you’ll use your 12 PTO days
>tell coworkers you’re living the dream
>repeat until 65

[Peter Twinklage @PeterTwinklage]

Tim Dillon is so fuckin’ funny and sadly so on the money

[Vinny Daniel @Vinny_Daniel0]

“Claude layoff 4k people and restructure my org to have no interruption to any business functions. Make no mistakes”