Tim

market maker in index derivatives
not trading advice
retired and retarded

[Tim @TimTheMM]

cant a white boy get a little spicy? whats the crime?

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

JUST IN: Trump reveals he likes AOC because “she’s doing her thing.”

[Tim @TimTheMM]

@stableshaman few understand this

[Tim @TimTheMM]

did u sell the vol, anon? what a difference a day makes, innit

[Tim @TimTheMM]

@FriscoTrades you realize thats only a 250 lot in spx 1 month at the money puts right? im an independent retard now and trade bigger than that

thats not a lot of volume or signal

[Tim @TimTheMM]

doing this to create a dashboard just for ur bros to look at all day (no actionable takeaway from the dashboard) (no money made from the dashboard)

bullish (few)

[Lyren_o @0xAIlabs]

It is becoming f*cking dangerous

A 23-year-old dev from China just ran 300 Claude Code agents in parallel and hooked them to a verification layer so none of them could bullshit him

He opens the live dashboard:
- 300 agents writing and checking at the same time
- Every output verified against the source in ~100 ms
- Three passes over 100 company profiles → zero errors left
- Everything dumped straight into an Obsidian vault

The trick is the split: one model does the work, a cheaper one decides if the claim is actually true. The loop doesn’t stop until everything checks out

An analyst team would bill weeks for this. He got it in one run

Same kind of Second Brain + swarm setup that keeps circulating. Bookmark the full breakdown

[Tim @TimTheMM]

@SoundDobad god forbid a bird watcher has hobbies

[Tim @TimTheMM]

@Banana_Chucker @TCK_JRubano that’s it, he’s in

I’ll keep u posted on next steps

[Tim @TimTheMM]

Photos released of the suspected North Korean defecting General Sam Hyun-Dae allegedly behind Kim Jong-un attack

[The Sun @TheSun]

Kim Jong-un ‘in coma after suffering brain haemorrhage’, wild rumours claim

https://t.co/JI8zfnTp7I

[Tim @TimTheMM]

@TCK_JRubano joel i am willing to be the market maker with u in onions

im assembling a team

[Tim @TimTheMM]

HEY HEY

HOE HOE

ONION BAN HAS GOT TO GO

HEY HEY

HOE HOE

[For Our Futures @foronionfutures]

“Fifty eight, out of date! Let our onions speculate!”

[Tim @TimTheMM]

@DeepDishEnjoyer what? this is just what your average British person looks like?

[Tim @TimTheMM]

@exec_sum yo @DeepDishEnjoyer let’s fly back to town tomorrow and do this lmao

[Tim @TimTheMM]

@retardbot9000 This guy gets it

If retard bot 9000 and Tim can do it, anyone can do it

[Tim @TimTheMM]

how is everyone surviving this BLACK MONDAY MAYHEM???

can’t wait for everyone who yesterday after the futures open kept saying “uhhh akshully it’s not even Monday yet”

update?

[Tim @TimTheMM]

shoutout to everyone who posted about the memory or whatever stocks dropping on hyperliquid

indexes open unch, nobody cares, and you’re still single

[Tim @TimTheMM]

@DeepDishEnjoyer @skyquake_1 p4 u were cruisin in a leather jacket this weekend bro u do u, ur not the mr black monday we're looking for

[Tim @TimTheMM]

shoutout to everyone who posted about the memory or whatever stocks dropping on hyperliquid

indexes open unch, nobody cares, and you’re still single

[Tim @TimTheMM]

@SoundDobad heard u and i were LGBTQ+

Lets Get Beers Together Quick + more beers after that

[Z @ZeeContrarian1]

The X genius mob spent the weekend predicting limit-down Monday, only for futures to open +0.5%. Following these experts is a great way to lose money, sleep, and brain cells.

[Tim @TimTheMM]

@skyquake_1 this was NOT a targeted attack, it just so happens that 68.6% of FinTwit was tweeting about it

2 mf called me yesterday about it

[Tim @TimTheMM]

@Notbullnorbear good meme king, ur still gae tho

[Tim @TimTheMM]

@ross_w__ my bond, vol, and metals positions may be too large. i am forced to look at the open