Ed O'Rourke

Area Man

[Ed O'Rourke @EdORourke1]

@esidery Here's that same spectacular Chicago skyline from ground level.

(Assuming the stadium isn't going to be floating 3 hundred feet in the air)

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@Variety The older I get, the more I realize fame inevitably turns every person who experiences it into a raging asshole.

It's people looking for a picture, you ridiculous drama queen. It's not going to steal your soul - or even require any effort on your part at all. FFS.

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@alleytopfiles I literally had no idea this person even existed until her husband was murdered. And now it seems like she's everywhere. So bizarre. And she speaks as though she's got some authority or wisdom about something, which is equally bizarre.

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@Ersin0X The real problem?

Everyone involved in this bullshit needs to take a basic level acting class.

Nice try.

Maybe an original idea would help.

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@PiersUncensored @piersmorgan @michaeljknowles @jamesbarrcomedy There's no way these two didn't bang like rabbits after the show.

Knowles is clearly an off-camera gay.

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@mgmtarham Yeah...we invented them.
But you come out of a ball game and you have thousands of people trying to get out the same exit from multiple floors? That seems like a better alternative than spreading out in an area that rarely gets rain or cold? Look close, it's a nice walk.

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@TheTNHoller @HunterBiden "You are whole family is a disgrace"?

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@NP__Oficial Psychics are about as real to me as aliens.

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@KaterynaLis She's supposed to REPRESENT the views of her constituents, and vote accordingly. There are WAY too many politicians in this democracy acting in their own self-interest, according to their own personal agenda.

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@0xRuzy What fucking planet is he talking about with this job market crap?

So tired of the generalized elder-hatred. Huge sweeping generalizations about literally millions of people. And this weirdly contrived image of boomers as fat, rich old Monopoly guys or something.

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@Uzonna7 "Downhill"?

I thought that was the documentary about Will Ferrell's career.

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@newstart_2024 I've seen those bouncer reality shows from England where they show the kids pre-drinking till they can barely walk - before they even go out.

He's taking his own personal observations and projecting them onto the world.

Typical celeb.

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@RedPandaKoala Except that your job is to represent, and work on behalf of, your constituents. You should be working extended hours every day to try to find solutions for the present set of difficult issues facing the American citizens you represent.

Not looking for magical EGGS!!!

FFS

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@patriottakes Roll out ALL the files, unredacted, and well fully believe you, sparky. Until then don't piss on our shoes and tell us it's raining.

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@80s_channel I'll grab the bus, thanks.

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@NotHoodlum Well isn't that just adorable?

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@OvertempMarine @WCVB I'm a 60-something man who grew up in Brockton MA. So I'm not impressed with old "house by the lake" Hopkinton guy going after a kid half his size with an injury. I think what he did was incredibly stupid, and I don't think "Boston" has anything to do with it.

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@Acyn I find it awesomely hilarious that the maga crowd is pretending Vanilla Ice is some kind of legendary performer. It's just fun to watch them contort themselves into pretzels to avoid ever conceding a single point. Dude was a joke 35 years ago when he was in his prime.

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@JayinKyiv @sseagalofficial Hard to Fill

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@OvertempMarine @WCVB "Steven Dana, 70, was charged with an attempt to murder, two counts of strangulation/suffocation, and assault and battery on a disabled person."