edpimento.bsky.social

Who is this fuckin' geezer that needs everything explained to him? On here to keep up with the news. Against evil & cruelty. RTs indicate soft endorsement.

[edpimento.bsky.social @EdPimento]

I want to make it clear: I am here on this earth right now to protect young trans people from violence. I love you kids and want you to grow up free and safe.

This does not mean I am not UTTERLY BAFFLED by trans youth culture.

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@shinyhappyppls WOW!!!!

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@AishaS Cannabis gummies.

[Zito @_Zeets]

I would really like to never see any of those Red Scare girls again. The dunking and calling out of hypocrisy isn’t working and I don’t think normal people who never fell for whatever they were selling should keep being punished like this.

[edpimento.bsky.social @EdPimento]

How many of those historical folks that conservatives say we should revere went around their entire lives with crusty shitasses?

[Naima Cochrane @naima]

Too many of y'all don't understand that Quincy's legend is more legendy than other legends and that's irksome.

[edpimento.bsky.social @EdPimento]

@vurnt22 Among other things, the BEST record to drive on country roads to!!!

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@greendoondoon I had the opportunity to change jobs (within the same school, but moving to central campus) and the distraction was a godsend. I highly recommend the "burial in work" method.

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@janecoaston "700 Club Made Me Gay" is the best tshirt.

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@greendoondoon It's tough. I hope it gets easier for you.

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

gotta run gotta flee gotta SOAR!

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@MissouriTimes @MikeLKehoe You really are awful, awful people.

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@PamelaChelin I tried the Zero Sugar version and it is tasty as heck.

[YourFavBlackAuntie @greendoondoon]

The worst thing about getting divorced besides splitting with your partner: the advice.

I don’t want to read anything.
I don’t want to meditate.
I don’t want to do any fucking yoga.

Let me exist in this place of melancholy & madness for a bit, thanks.

[katie kadue @kukukadoo]

my dad keeps ranting about how colleges can’t teach shakespeare and milton anymore because of woke and nothing will convince him that’s not true, not even the fact that i teach shakespeare and milton at a college

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@EarsHurts Bury my boots on shitheap hill

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@torriangray I came to feel this way about South Park.

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@BenjySarlin Motherfucker, I am a parent of a trans teen. A FUCKING COP TOLD ME HE'S GOING TO SHOOT HER AFTER ELECTION DAY. Glad this is all so fucking theoretical to you, shitsack.

[edpimento.bsky.social @EdPimento]

@TheVelvetVoyce I'm going to cook for 3.5 hours tonight because I can't stand the idea of 77 cents worth of leftovers going unused.

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@mobydickenergy They left out the CLEAVAGE?!?!?! How is that supposed to be you?

(Can't wait to read the book.)