Ed Whithers

42 | NYC 📍 | Hedge Fund Manager 📈 | 20 Years in Global Markets 💼 | Equities & Alternatives 📊 | Fairfield Alum 🎓 | Wall Street 🏦 | Family, Trust & Freedom

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@cheefusallan Huh

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Just sat down at glens dinette in Babylon with the rents (new lingo for parents) and I order a morning cold one (new lingo for iced coffee) and I genuinely put in my sweet n low and mix it and it falls all over me. #donttrustnazis #ifuckinghateportwashington

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Then he fucking misses it. What even is this game bro

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That was bad. Really? Fumble on return. Get kutin in there. Tf going on longhorns.

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@ClarenceBANJr Mane cain een lah. You skraight right on duh head. We finna murve tur murmphurs. #JJBA #OPBAD

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Can’t een li. Dis bich hochul reelly been on ma mind hela. Can’t wit dis slut. Can’t een wit dis bitch. She really wit dem blue hair head ah boys. Can’t really respec dat bich n she da fo da streets twin. I lowk might moov ma azz do Memphis. Dat be my skreets. #GGZ #fosevfosev

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Hey my twitter feed. Just wanted to put something out there. If you are parked in a parking spot, try not to total another car next to you. #msilverfarb #nogood @knickslover0

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@EZGoldenBoy6 I get that. It happens when you fuck around with Line Backers. They cry and cry and don’t shut the fuck up. #imissterry #fatlittlenugget

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OPBOD & JJBA. All I gotta say. #fairfieldAEPI

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@Rich_luvs Guess what, you’re fat. You degen. Be ashamed you slob monster.

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Was at a ball game this weekend. Didn’t go how I thought it would go. Felt a little risky so I started looking at some phones and trampled on this. This is blasphemy. This human should be hung. Supposedly, these are leaked texts from @BodeygaBoy1 with his DoorDash driver at 4am.

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@EZGoldenBoy6 I agree with you Ezra. This really changes my perspective on you. You’ve really blossomed into a very niche and personable guy and I just would like to point that out. #bbfs On another note, has anyone seen the new rav4 shitbox edition? Sick car #RavSB

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@Rich_luvs My wife cheated on me with a man named Clint. Can’t lie, he’s ripped. #clinthasasmallpenis

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@ClarenceBANJr Jerry Jeudy’s Black what?

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So everyone knows this weekend is halloween. I would just like to start by saying Happy Holidays to those cumsluts out there like my ex-wife Terry. Halloween is a great time of year to be faded of the j and hammered from superlytes. #ihateabbykron this is skelestonk and boner btw

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@turkeybowlof27 Great list. Went to grade school with big pots father. What a guy! I’m sure his son is as big as him. #fergie

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@turkeybowlof27 Shut up. Very disrespectful. Never again. K?

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@Kutin34 Who? Please delete this. My feed can only consist of top tier men and this is genuinely embarrassing. You need to be put down #freediddy

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@netslover24112 @stoolpresidente How dare you. Are you just unintelligent or just a fucking incompetent soul. You need to be put down and burned alive you scum. #dickandballs

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Just walked in to Trader Joe’s. I will tell you this, the amount of support they give to the autistic kids is absurd. An absolute unspoken regard was bagging my groceries and put the fucking milk with the eggs and crushed my fucking eggs. 2/10 experience #continuetheuseoftheRword