MattBodegazz

Nassau community grad👨‍🎓🤙|Weed farmer/Enthusiast 🍃| The internet's favorite Matt | Bodega Boys made me do it| Influencing the culture one tweet at a time🤟

[MattBodegazz @BodeygaBoy1]

@cheefusallan ?

[MattBodegazz @BodeygaBoy1]

You know what i’m gonna just go out and say it i think i have the strongest two lungs in this whole league. show me someone else able to zero a blinker and it’ll change my mind🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️

[MattBodegazz @BodeygaBoy1]

hey all coming on here to discuss this one lung rumor going around. IT IS FALSE‼️ i have 2 fully working lungs that are just a bit darker then others. @turkeybowlof27 I’m making my statement now that i will be a problem in the turkey bowl. watch out👀👀#healthylungs #2lungs

[MattBodegazz @BodeygaBoy1]

I will never forget my first kill in fortnite. season 5 camped in a base aimed in with a blue bolt action sniper. i hit the shot and then did disco fever. that was 9 years ago and i remember it like it was yesterday. with all the mush and fog in my brain idk how that’s possible

[MattBodegazz @BodeygaBoy1]

come to think of it no less than 2 years ago we were this close to having a fucking women in control of our country. i think if that were to ever actually happen i wouldn’t hesitate to wrap my car around a fucking tree. #fuckjoebiden #MakeAmericaGreatAgain

[MattBodegazz @BodeygaBoy1]

i don’t think it was a good idea to give women all these rights

[Funny Degenerate @realfunnydegen]

Actual footage of my girl playing with my abysmal gummyworm after i deleted 15 beers & an eightball on a random Wednesday

[Benny “Bulldozer” Bertucci @bert_benny1]

they’re calling it the worst caption of all time #gaysonin4

[MattBodegazz @BodeygaBoy1]

@RDMGooch fuck u pussy delete ur account #doxer #cyberbully

[Israel Force @IsraelForces_]

🚨 BIG BREAKING 😨 🚨

Confirmed By Israel ✅

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[MattBodegazz @BodeygaBoy1]

@EZGoldenBoy6 Couldn’t have said it better my friend

[MattBodegazz @BodeygaBoy1]

@EZGoldenBoy6 would definitely recommend following this guys great ideas.

[Nigger Hitler @blowitsmooveoff]

i didnt even vote i just nutted in the booth and fuckin left

[MattBodegazz @BodeygaBoy1]

prayers up @knickslover0 wishing a speedy recovery. #ExecuteIdenticalTwins

[MattBodegazz @BodeygaBoy1]

@joethebaptist12 @ClarenceBANJr head up joe. brighter days will come.

[A✵🇭🇹 @random4081]

So that’s how my Halloween night went

[MattBodegazz @BodeygaBoy1]

@EdWhithers you’ll be hearing from my lawyer

[MattBodegazz @BodeygaBoy1]

@cheefusallan will do just as fine as well

[MattBodegazz @BodeygaBoy1]

Forgot to brush my teeth this morning. don’t worry it’s okay bc i have mint niche. basically the same thing.#savedmymorning #lifesaver #RIPGF

[MattBodegazz @BodeygaBoy1]

If your reading this go fuck yourself