Ed Wiley

Stand-up comedian. Married with 6 kids. Accidental goat farmer. Jesus follower.

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Saw the Elizabeth Holmes doc. The best part? Someone in the film said, "Stockholm Syndrome," a lady behind us loud-whispered, "Keith!? What's that?", and the near-empty theater got to hear Keith explain Stockholm Syndrome in an extreme southern accent. South GA is great.

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@CaseyMattox_ AI companies: how about we take all the knowledge stuff

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@IMAO_ Is it regular unleaded, or CVEs?

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Does whoever decides this "fall back" mess accept bribes? What's their Venmo?

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Dude was in such a hurry to get home, he didn't let out a single wee. He ran full throttle into the woods. My kids said they liked his style. We named him Hairy Styles. I'll report back if we see him again. 2/end

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I live on a farm. This morning, a hairy baby pig ran through our yard, which is odd because we own exactly zero pigs of any kind, much less hairy ones. But the little guy never stopped running. He Forrest Gumped his way through at full hairy baby pig speed. 1/2

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to be clear we do not have flying cars, we have flying car

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@dustyslay I hope so

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"Chat, attend this next meeting as me, but me in a much better mood."

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more should be said about the impact of ozempic on church pot lucks, there are nanas going home with entire untouched casseroles

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questions:
is it a christian band, or christians in a band
is it a gas station starbucks, or a starbucks in a gas station
is it ai, or is it any reel from your mom

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@CaseyMattox_ for proper coverage, we can add wifi repeaters on the flock cameras

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you know who really got out in front of this ai thing? the guy in our town who stands in the ross parking lot fake-playing the violin to a track. he was on the ross/tractor supply/marshall's lot tour before ai music existed. a trailblazer. dude will be the last to lose his job.

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if the plague's career finally takes off this year, prepare to hear the most annoying person you know say "oh i had the plague in 2025"

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@GDarrenStout @DarinRMcClure @BiscuitSalad ... hear an annoying hum/buzz in the distance. We can hear trains at night miles away so I would think we'll hear that, too. Property value... who knows. South GA never really has the increases/decreases like rural spaces closer to major metro areas. 3/end

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if they do build that planned datacenter five miles from our farm i will counter it with cats. one cat for every nvidia chip. bring it on.

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@GDarrenStout @DarinRMcClure @BiscuitSalad But apparently the state EPD has to review that. They have a comment period. I will comment. I've read they can be loud and a nuisance to live near. Light pollution also an issue. Property value? Who knows. My gut feel is we'll pay more for power and probably 2/

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@DarinRMcClure @GDarrenStout @BiscuitSalad great PR for the datacenter they're building 5 miles from my farm

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@BiscuitSalad trojan goats full of cats