The Average Bear

Pragmatic idealist, proudly blocked by Giuliani. Spiritual explorer, 20-years sober on the shores of the Salish. Migrating to: @averagebear.bsky.social

[The Average Bear @Ed_Whistler]

@MAGACult2 They'll be selling their farms to the Chinese for pennies on the dollar. Just like last time. Morons.

[The Average Bear @Ed_Whistler]

Just look at the size of that diaper! #DiaperDon #BaronVonShitzenpants

[Molly Ploofkins @Mollyploofkins]

It shouldn’t be long now.

[mason @onehandpolitics]

Trump’s rants makes so more sense when you give him a 3rd grader’s voice

[The Average Bear @Ed_Whistler]

@mccaffreyr3 Also about three hours a day lying on a tanning bed, from the looks of him. Putting RFK Jr in control of our nation's health is like putting Jeffrey Dahmer in charge of school lunches.

[The Average Bear @Ed_Whistler]

@realDonaldTrump @DonaldJTrumpJr @GOP @SenateGOP @HouseGOP @Heritage @FedSoc @elonmusk @PornHub @maddow @seattletimes @washingtonpost

[The Average Bear @Ed_Whistler]

@anneapplebaum It's been years since I was truly disappointed in Palau, but they know where their Budweiser originates.

[The Average Bear @Ed_Whistler]

@RonFilipkowski You forgot having a history of misogyny and/or sex crimes.

[The Average Bear @Ed_Whistler]

Hey@realdonaldtrump, you should make sure there are no cameras around when you suck Elon's toes.https://t.co/VIdbiX38gf

[The Average Bear @Ed_Whistler]

@Sinfulskin2 For the skim.

[The Average Bear @Ed_Whistler]

#TRUMPMARKETCRASH

[The Average Bear @Ed_Whistler]

Hey @realDonaldTrump, @DevinNunes, @DonaldJTrumpJr, @elonmusk, @LindseyGrahamSC, @JDVance, @RepNewhouse, @GOP, @HouseGOP, @GregAbbott_TX, @johnthune, @MikeJohnson. How does it feel to up the poodle's ass?

[The Average Bear @Ed_Whistler]

@elonmusk Go fuck yourself in the face, babyman.

[The Average Bear @Ed_Whistler]

@tomcolicchio Maybe his wife knows, Tom. Or ex-wife.

[The Average Bear @Ed_Whistler]

@komonews Here’s one for sale in Seattle for 1/10,000 the price. https://t.co/k458eBdH8j

[The Average Bear @Ed_Whistler]

@rdone @GenMhayden Indeed.

[The Average Bear @Ed_Whistler]

@rdone @GenMhayden What do you mean, “as if?”

[The Average Bear @Ed_Whistler]

https://t.co/k458eBdH8j

[The Average Bear @Ed_Whistler]

Natalie Sudman isn't on X, but I thought I'd share her most recent blog post. Natalie is grounded in a very broad spiritual understanding. Her book, "Application of Impossible Things," is the story of her profound near-death experience after an IED attack. https://t.co/kaEJVCJ6K8

[The Average Bear @Ed_Whistler]

@JoJoFromJerz Doubtful.

[The Average Bear @Ed_Whistler]

@johnastoehr What if…stay with me now…what if The Onion took InfoWars and converted it into a fact-based news platform?