Eddard & Tyrion

Welcome to our world! We were born in April 2014 and own two fine humans. We have a house and a shed and a large garden to roam in.

[Eddard & Tyrion @EddardB]

Eddard - I had to go back for a check up yesterday. Apparently it looks much better and I should be fine. Then the vet took my temperature. WTAF!!! I could have lived without that!! They want me back in 10 days for another check up I don't think so! #abused

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Tyrion - I have come.home and Eddard is back to normal. It's all good.

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Edward - Glorious day! My cone was taken off. I can move, eat and drink. It shouldn't be off but it is. I am so happy #lovinglife #free

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Tyrion - I am so freaked out by Eddard. I whined outside the humans bedroom in the middle.of the night, ran into their bedroom and bolted out the window. I have not been seen since. #freaky

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Eddard - then she decided that I needed to stay in and be 'flushed' Turns out I had a second abcess. I now have to wear The Cone of Shame and I am frightened of it. I can't eat or drink. I feel very sad. I hope this misery ends soon. #scared.

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Eddard - I have had a horrid day. My paw had swollen so badly that I couldn't walk on it. I was taken to the vet who said I had an abcess. She squeezed and squeezed my poor paw until stuff came out. Then used a big needle to 'widen it' a bit more. That hurt. A lot.

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Eddard - FML.

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Eddard - I am so bored of this 'poor Tyrion' debacle. I have therefore puked on the doormat to remind the humans that I, too, have needs #pooreddard

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Tyrion - I meant to mention that I cannot be 'overweight' as I have lost 5g since my last visit. If anything I might be too slender #troubling

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Tyrion - I saw the female human "tampering" with my food. I decided I wasn't going to eat it. Eddard had a scoff and I streaked straight back in there. I feel like I both won and lost. #tricked

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Tyrion - The female human bleated about £216 she had to spend. #seriously I had a thermometer pushed up my ....... #iamhavingaworsetimethanyou

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Tyrion - The female human pinned me down and a thermometer was pushed forcibly up my #ohmygosh I have been given antibiotics, anti inflammatories, painkillers and a special low calorie diet to get rid of any kidney stones # badtimes

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Tyrion - I was not happy about this decision so pissed on the carrier. Vet took a sample of my wee. Turns out I have cystitis. Vet said it is common in multi cat households where the cat was overweight #????? #overweight

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Tyrion - Then I started pissing blood. Again, I chose nice pale carpets to do this on. So the female human decides to take me to the vet #why #imfine #whatproblem

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Tyrion - I can honestly say that I have never had a week like this. I have pissed all over every carpet in the house. The humans have been peeved #stinks #pissy #tainted

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Tyrion - The female human saw me vomit on the neighbours lawn and was smug that it wasn't in her garden but she doesn't know about the two enormous piles of vomit under the dining room table #idiot

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Eddard - Today has been great. I climbed a tree trying to catch pigeons; sprang out of a rose bush to catch pigeons and ate a baby bird. #delicious

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Eddard - I decided to do a random dust inspection and was frankly disappointed with the results #dusty

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Tyrion - The female Human then fed us some pouched cat food, I was lingering next to her when, all of a sudden, she 'accidentally' punched me in the face when her hand 'slipped' while opening it. I was astonished but recovered to eat all my food #starving

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Tyrion - The humans do not feed our official tea until we are both home as there have been some unfounded accusations that I will eat all of it. Eddard was late yesterday so I told them I wanted to go back out. I had to hunt Eddard down and drag him in for tea #hunter #hungry