Eddie “Eater” Ferguson

Love from Tel Aviv 🇮🇱

[Eddie “Eater” Ferguson @EddieFerga]

Hey @dc_3576 fuck you pal. Wishing a thousand year flood upon you and may your crops/livestock perish #faggot

[Eddie “Eater” Ferguson @EddieFerga]

@dc_3576 “Is yin better than yang?” They are but one. Do not meddle in picking favorites between two sides of the same coin, Donald.

[Eddie “Eater” Ferguson @EddieFerga]

“Does that make sense?” no it does not, prof #idiot

[Eddie “Eater” Ferguson @EddieFerga]

Jokes write themselves #empl*yed

[Eddie “Eater” Ferguson @EddieFerga]

Failed the ol marketing exam by two points… would ya look at the time #grrrrmondays

[Eddie “Eater” Ferguson @EddieFerga]

Word count #shutthefuckup

[Eddie “Eater” Ferguson @EddieFerga]

Tuff

[Eddie “Eater” Ferguson @EddieFerga]

Parents must’ve been drunk #cantmakethisup

[⚔️ @GroypsteinGoy]

I can’t take this fat, retarded, faggot, Jew, nigger society any longer

[Eddie “Eater” Ferguson @EddieFerga]

It’s a long season #fuck

[Eddie “Eater” Ferguson @EddieFerga]

Walking past NPC conversations on campus “I’m very bullish towards crypto” yeah aight nigga #corny

[Eddie “Eater” Ferguson @EddieFerga]

Gf dog humps my leg every time without fail. Is it because he feels threatened by my alpha presence or do I give off cuck vibes #lank

[Eddie “Eater” Ferguson @EddieFerga]

Posting on burner and LinkedIn the same day

[Donald “Wrench” Callahan @dc_3576]

All packed for college

[Eddie “Eater” Ferguson @EddieFerga]

Chinese takeout… yea this gon smack

[Eddie “Eater” Ferguson @EddieFerga]

@dc_3576 Hungover catchup easily 3. Toss up between the first two but I’ll stick with given ranking. Toilet scroll comes in a hair behind due to time being a factor. Legs falling asleep, someone else waiting, gotta get back to work etc. Clock always ticking. Bedtime scroll in 6

[Eddie “Eater” Ferguson @EddieFerga]

On the verge of snoozing in class and professor puts crime statistics by race on the board

[Eddie “Eater” Ferguson @EddieFerga]

@doug4johnson Tell her you love how her body doesn’t get in the way of her confidence and that you’re actually into fat chicks. Bonus points if she’s got hot friends who will proceed to degrade you for this

[Eddie “Eater” Ferguson @EddieFerga]

Gn #thatsbaseball

[Eddie “Eater” Ferguson @EddieFerga]

Tried to shoo away a lil fruit fly on my leg and genuinely eviscerated bro on accident. Real sense of guilt I’m feeling