Donald “Wrench” Callahan

Professional shit shooter / Thrill chaser

[Donald “Wrench” Callahan @dc_3576]

@EddieFerga I summon nothing but disease and sorrow. May you never smile and may you be granted a horrific and cruel death #fuckyou

[Donald “Wrench” Callahan @dc_3576]

Is pissing when you really have to piss a better feeling than pooping when you really gotta fucking poop? Lmk thoughts

[Donald “Wrench” Callahan @dc_3576]

I resort to drugs and alcohol to feel happiness #22

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Fucking hate niggas who laugh at the professors joke. They aren’t funny and ur a pathetic faggot #shrink

[Donald “Wrench” Callahan @dc_3576]

@EddieFerga Cheers my brother

[Kit Fisto’s Burner @KitFistosBurner]

Call me Jewish but I ain’t tipping on a bar tab when all you did was open a beer bottle

[ayo ⌬ @ayospawned]

People be like “I needed this” and it’s just a weekend of abusing substances with their friends

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@CoenBarr Looks like a bunch of fellas having a great time.

[Donald “Wrench” Callahan @dc_3576]

All packed for college

[doomer @uncledoomer]

its friday. im gonna pretend im lindsay clancey and these beers are my kids

[Donald “Wrench” Callahan @dc_3576]

@EddieFerga Great insight. Legs falling asleep is an unbelievable shout from you, Edward. I agree it goes 6. Game is tight until bedtime pulls away in the 3rd. Final score 5-2 empty netter.

[Donald “Wrench” Callahan @dc_3576]

1. Cozy bedtime scroll
2. Toilet scroll
3. Hungover catch up scroll

(There is no debating this btw)

[Donald “Wrench” Callahan @dc_3576]

@MLompado Good point. The versatility of the toilet scroll is unmatched and something I did not consider. The background thought of getting hemorrhoids is why it sits in my 2 slot. Left hand caressing your balls + right hand scrolling + comfort of your bed. Cmon.

[Donald “Wrench” Callahan @dc_3576]

@thediddler89 Parkered

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Hey @RegiSpec_, your insides will be rearranged tonight. God bless you.

[Donald “Wrench” Callahan @dc_3576]

Turning on a show and immediately grabbing the cellular device #automatic

[Donald “Wrench” Callahan @dc_3576]

@thediddler89 Don’t you have a fiancée to provide for? Loser

[Donald “Wrench” Callahan @dc_3576]

Are guys actually bringing chicks home after the bars or is that just a made up lie

[Donald “Wrench” Callahan @dc_3576]

Fuck all of you

[Donald “Wrench” Callahan @dc_3576]

Just blew up my work bathroom with a line outside. Rushed and didn’t get to clean myself to completion. Heard a “jesus” from the guy who succeeded me #grrrrmondays