Adele Schelling

NYC-based Swiss Photographer

[Adele Schelling @EdelweissAZS]

I wonder if there are OCD ghosts who try to spook people by misaligning random things around the house.

[Chris Fleming @chrisfluming]

give it up for the piccolo players

[Brad Wolverton @bradwolverton]

iPhone vs. Android

Which is better and why?

We asked @TheHustle readers. This response was absolutely legendary... (h/t @ImJacobCohen)

[delia @delia_cai]

another day of staring at the big screen while scrolling through my little screen so as to reward myself for staring at the medium screen all week

[Betches @betchesluvthis]

what’s your most random election week impulse buy? mine’s a 40-pack of gel pens

[Francis Lam @Francis_Lam]

NYC: where people are renting UHaul vans just to drive around honking their horns

[Alexandra Petri @petridishes]

waiting for the election results? use the time to learn a new language, read Infinite Jest, build a new star and watch the planets near it explode with life, their inhabitants evolve technology, become spacefaring, depart to explore new worlds as their old sun burns out and dies

[Betches @betchesluvthis]

I think I speak for everyone when I'm taking the next 2 weeks off

[Ben Conarck @conarck]

Democracy: *hangs in the balance*
PR people in my inbox: "Hello Brian, I wanted to make sure you saw my email about Bacardi's new Fruity Loop rum Cocktail Banger..."

[Bess Kalb @bessbell]

I actually love face masks because I no longer have to smile at anyone or respond to their pleasantries and I can quietly growl and hiss and gnash my teeth and ask a rhyming riddle in exchange for safe passage across me woodland bridge how are you guys doing today good?

[Adele Schelling @EdelweissAZS]

@Ry_Ras I keep cancelling happy hour zooms because I feel overwhelmed lulz

[Adele Schelling @EdelweissAZS]

Audiobooks are great until you realize you can't remember a single character's name without seeing it written on paper. #QuarantineDiaries

[Bess Kalb @bessbell]

I cancelled Zoom plans tonight and thought “Still got it.”

[Adele Schelling @EdelweissAZS]

Everyone on my IG feed is livestreaming videos of them painting their walls or baking intricate cupcakes and I just spent 20min trying to sync me and my dog's blinks. #quarantineday9

[Adele Schelling @EdelweissAZS]

Troubled Rice Cracker.

[Jerry Saltz @jerrysaltz]

Your quarantine nickname is how you feel right now + the last thing you ate out of the cupboard.

Me: Battered Cracker.

[jamie @gnuman1979]

Quarantine day 6.

[billy eichner @billyeichner]

Really starting to regret asking my parents for singing lessons instead of cooking lessons.

[Adele Schelling @EdelweissAZS]

#currentmood

[Adele Schelling @EdelweissAZS]

The Shining T-Zone - Stephen King @FallonTonight #AddAWordRuinABook

[Adele Schelling @EdelweissAZS]

The Unbearable Lightness of Being Sloshed - Milan Kundera @FallonTonight #AddAWordRuinABook