Eden

[The Hooburrito, a burrito by Hoobastank @sug_knight]

if i win the lottery i won’t say anything but there will be signs

[Eden @EdenMajor]

@katiemcshady You can talk to me babes

[bobby @bobby]

you should be purchasing one unusual sauce or dip every time you visit the grocery store. if you want to have a nice life.

[justin "the lazer" hintze @jojo_pdx]

an old couple holding hands just walked by me and they were roasting the shit out of each other. maybe love does exist

[until next time ✿ @dolls4prada]

the supermodels are getting drug charges again girls we are so back

[caitie delaney @caitiedelaney]

Honestly insane that you can be a kid but then grow up and live alone and have no one to be like “I threw up” to

[chase @_chase_____]

being carsick is so funny. you’ll be in prime physical health & then you’ll make the mistake of glancing at your phone in the backseat of an Uber going barely 25 mph

[Eden @EdenMajor]

@katiemcshady Oooookay mommy it’s your month

[rax ‘levon honkers’ king @RaxKingIsDead]

man i just do not know how to act around warm bread

[Gooby @G00BYDOOBY]

Don’t invite me out unless silly people are going too

[ari @AriannaDantone]

the secret to being a private person is to over share dumb shit so people think you’re an open book but then not tell them any of the important details about your life

[s @bambinasalina]

if you sell weed I’m so sorry but you are NOT a drug dealer you are a fuckin #florist stop acting like you are #pablo

[Eden @EdenMajor]

I’m just sad.

[Eden @EdenMajor]

@katiemcshady YASSSSSS

[Eden @EdenMajor]

Hi I’m dyin rn but I’m sure I will be good tomorrow. At the very least I think Friday I will not be dyin

[Eden @EdenMajor]

@jesskir It’s so sweet and so sad and makes you wanna hug the younger version of yourself or your current self hahaha

[Eden @EdenMajor]

Here are some words from my current late night heart-to-heart with my 3 yr old who is reflecting once again about getting older.
This is making me feel so many things 😩

[Eden @EdenMajor]

@BlackZac Hahahaha