Edgar Diaz ™

I’m the smartest dumb guy you’ll ever meet

[Edgar Diaz ™ @EdgarDays]

I love you forever @_thaliamorenoq ❤️

[🥒🥒🥒 @_thaliamorenoq]

@EdgarDays, in this life & the next. You are my forever 🤍

[Edgar Diaz ™ @EdgarDays]

Your printer: “would you still love me if I was a worm” 🐛

[Scissor Edwardhands @IrvinIsRad]

“Your printer needs attention”

What’s wrong? Are you out of paper? Do you want some new toner? Are you sure nothings wrong? Talk to me HP OfficeJet Pro 9025e. Did I cause a paper jam? What’s wrong?

[Edgar Diaz ™ @EdgarDays]

@_thaliamorenoq Hehehe 🤭

I love you 😘

[Edgar Diaz ™ @EdgarDays]

@_thaliamorenoq 😂😂

[Edgar Diaz ™ @EdgarDays]

@_thaliamorenoq 🫶🏼

[Edgar Diaz ™ @EdgarDays]

Clean it up coke whore

[Edgar Diaz ™ @EdgarDays]

@ElPasoElectric how the hell are you charging me $400 a month for “reliable” electricity and we have outages throughout the city all the damn time. Ridiculous

[Edgar Diaz ™ @EdgarDays]

@_thaliamorenoq 🫶🏼

[Edgar Diaz ™ @EdgarDays]

@wafffaaa 😂😂

[Edgar Diaz ™ @EdgarDays]

I don’t know why my boss is having me plan dinner for our trip to Lewisville when he lives there and has other supervisors that live there 🤦🏻‍♂️ Just for that I’m taking their ass to Cheddars 😒

[Edgar Diaz ™ @EdgarDays]

@_thaliamorenoq @brisamantha_ 😂😂

[Edgar Diaz ™ @EdgarDays]

Thalia put bandanas on the dogs and said that Brody looks like a frat boy with his on and Onyx looks like a gangster 🤨

[Edgar Diaz ™ @EdgarDays]

Im counting it as a workout

[Edgar Diaz ™ @EdgarDays]

Does yard work count as a workout? 🤔

[Edgar Diaz ™ @EdgarDays]

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

[Edgar Diaz ™ @EdgarDays]

I made Thalia and I sandwiches for our flights today and first thing she does when we get to the airport is buy a Starbucks pastries 😤

[Edgar Diaz ™ @EdgarDays]

Going to the Portland vs Miami game tonight. Betting half the mortgage on the game just because I’ll be in the stands

[Edgar Diaz ™ @EdgarDays]

Portland is one of the weirdest cities I’ve ever been in

[Edgar Diaz ™ @EdgarDays]

Trying to squeeze 5+ days of work into 3 days is driving me insane, I’ve had back to back meetings from 8 am to 4 pm 2 days in a row 🫠

[Edgar Diaz ™ @EdgarDays]

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