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Born under a bad sign with a blue moon in my eyes

[Scissor Edwardhands @IrvinIsRad]

AIYGIWGWY
AIYDIWDWY

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When my son was a baby he used to call them lemolems. We still call them lemolems.

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Would it be irrational to buy a b bender telecaster for the sole reason of playing the unforgiven II? (Nah)

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Im not even gonna ask what else could go wrong cause I know I’ll find out later today lmfao

[Concacaf @Concacaf]

Memo 🫶

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Always a good time with my boy Carlos and our kids🇲🇽

[All Fútbol MX 🇲🇽 @AllFutbolMX]

LOOK AT WHAT IT MEANS TO MEMO OCHOA.

LEGEND. ❤️🧤🥹

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Staying at work late and going straight to bed has been the routine for a month now. I have 2 weeks of PTO that I can’t take otherwise this place goes up in flames lmfao I need a break so bad. Disappear many states away type beat.

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Drinking cafecito this early like the old man I am

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If you didn’t get me anything for father’s day no hard feelings I wear a size Peavy VTM120 and a Mesa 4x12 cab

[Troll Football Media @TrollFootball2]

Mexican fans in the Dutch section rocking jerseys that read: “No era penal, putos” [It wasn't a penalty you faggots]

(in reference to Robben’s controversial penalty against Mexico in the 2014 World Cup)

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Todays excel reports are powered by Pantera live in south korea 2001

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Father’s Day gift 🤘🏼

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Happy pride month to all my buddies that drink coors light (Tim)

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Im gonna put a bed in my office at this point

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Why the FUCK did @CarlsJr get rid of their buffalo sauce? Pinchi carlito culero let me talk to your dad foo

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Another trip to ABQ I guess (not excited)

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Greatful for Jairo and all the great memories I’ve made today

Houston is not a place of misery anymore