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[bebeshita vocals @ParisSobreParis]

acordándome que cardi le dijo a nicki q el color favorito de su hijo era el 5 sjsklsksk

[࣪ ִֶָ☾. @5hwty]

cuz yall really quick to call them satanic for less lmao

[Facu 🪐 @facuisdead]

"esta inyección te volverá swiftie"

[Dhokla @dietdhokla]

coworker said ‘my partner’

[En Júpiter @En_jupiter_]

Cuando un AirPods se queda sin batería pero el otro sigue totalmente cargado.

[xCardiBaex @xCardiBaex]

Remember last year when Cardi replied to Nicki "your son's favorite color is 5" 😭😭😭😭

[🫧🦋 @tracey09_]

company: we’re like a family here

me when I find a higher paying family:

[ton bernardes @bernardeston]

tô curado com esse cancelamento do ed sheeran, sempre odiei ele por ser feio agora tenho motivos reais

[Jero 𐚁 @JEROSHKOV]

Se rompió un caño en mi casa y solo estamos una mujer y un gay

[Emett 𐔌՞. .՞𐦯 @kermettp]

Need to loose 10 lbs by Halloween

[Drebae @Drebae_]

Me and the 10 pounds I keep losing and gaining:

[Poo Crave @Poo_Crave]

The new Katseye album has been delayed after ChatGPT servers went down earlier today

[miz irri @miz_irritating]

genie: you have three wishes

me: i wish my body tea

genie: you still have three wishes henny

me: yess sis gag it

[rabigo | MAGA ENDER @godrablq]

remembered im lowkey a faggot

[lesby @lesbiankoschei]

quando tu editando no docs e encontra outra pessoa la

[kitty @scarykittyyy]

I pretend to agree with people so they stop talking

[Diorthyst ꕤ @htimylm___]

The way a month has already passed since last month

[Cristian Vancouver @vancouvercris]

Cher en su casa ahora mismo

[t. @lighttmylove]

AND FUCK JOLENE!!

[catie turner @hashtagcatie]

DOLLY PLEASE NOT U