𐌋𐌀𐌖𐌕𐌍𐌉

[Christopher Probert @tophe_probert]

Hi, sorry to call at such short notice but our sketch artist has fallen ill, was wondering if you could step in, it says on your profile that you do sketch work...

Well I normally only draw Giraffes but I guess how hard can it be, sure I'll do it.

[The Tennessee Holler @TheTNHoller]

JON STEWART: “So in the FUTURE we WILL use A.I. to cure diseases… but right now it’s mostly murder, surveillance, and surge pricing for the McRib — What a trade! I’m getting the sense you guys might be full of shit.”

[Juya @ibeenyoung_]

Charles II of England portrayed in a Mughal painting as the "infidel" who offers bread to a Muslim ascetic, who is then rebuked by a starving dog. c. 1690.

[Benzo Stray Dogs @benzostraydogs]

“Created a company to commit fraud as a trauma response”

[𐌋𐌀𐌖𐌕𐌍𐌉 @Edgepeasant]

@postsocialismus unironic Larouchist take from this interviewee. Rare to see in the wild 🔭

[Master of the Flying Jetski @jetskitosway2]

Animal Collective fans be like: yoooo this shit fire🔥🔥

[james hennessy @jrhennessy]

comically jovial ghanaian uber driver was taking me through his plan to hydrate the middle of australia with chinese-funded megapipes and desalination facilities, and he was citing all his costs in Patriot missile equivalents. few operating on this level

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

If it looks like an Amazon delivery and drives like an Amazon delivery, then it's an Amazon delivery, right? Not according to Amazon.

Big companies like Amazon have built a vast network of subcontractors who deliver their packages while shielding them from accountability.

It leaves our workers unprotected and our streets less safe. It's time for a change.

I'm proud to support the Delivery Protection Act to crack down on exploitative subcontracting and build an economy that works for everyone.

[𐌋𐌀𐌖𐌕𐌍𐌉 @Edgepeasant]

*flirting with a lego woman* hey girl you know what else contains small parts which may constitute a choking hazard

[Retro Tech Dreams @RetroTechDreams]

Nanosaur (1998) came preinstalled on the first iMac.

[Brian Callaci @brian_callaci]

Look, I find academics frivolous and silly too. But this much is obvious: the right is fixated on universities for the same reason it is fixated on labor unions: these are institutions they don't (yet) control

[𐌋𐌀𐌖𐌕𐌍𐌉 @Edgepeasant]

The Accountant (2016), the film that dares to ask what if Rainman had a gun

[samol 🇮🇪🇵🇸🪏 @SamolBilly]

Villeneuve isnt enough of a sicko to do god emperor justice. Give herzog 5 million dollars ,a loaded gun,zero studio oversight and drop him in a desert

[некосаттвачік @nekosattva_chan]

love coltrane; during the whole hindumania of the 60s, the beatles were like "god's love and the universe is peace, order, harmony" and john coltrane was like "actually the universe is a thousand instruments screeching and god's love is a feverish, chaotic plea for communion"

[Renzo™ @fwrenzo1]

The "Middle Class" was a 50-year fluke designed to prevent a communist revolution during the Cold War. Now that the threat is gone, the elites are systematically dismantling it. You aren't "falling behind"; you’re being pushed back into the peasantry.

[Shasti @sh44sti]

i’ve seen things you people wouldn’t believe…iranian shahed missiles fire at tel aviv…i watched arsenal win the premier league…all those moments will be lost in time…like tears in the rain. time to die.

[некосаттвачік @nekosattva_chan]

her: "are you thinking about sex?"

me, thinking about what it would be like to have a little chimp best friend that likes sushi, skateboarding, and hats with all sorts of funny slogans: "yes"

[tweet davidson @andyreed]

pronouncing gen ai like forrest gump

[Thomas Gorton @AngstromHoot]

Attenborough has no respect for crabs. Always gives them ridiculous music. They are jesters to him