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John Wayne Gacy ruined it for us clowns.

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@TheJespective @america Do you think the Native Americans you’re referring to just spontaneously materialized in North America?

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@DayandageInthis @smod4real Why do you have to bring pdf files into this?

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@TMBuzzard @Gingerblast I want to announce how much of a genius I am, but make it look like I’m being modest.

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@WesInman1 @skiistiredasf My son was inmate of the month at Rikers Island.

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@KapahNadav @KonstantinKisin There is no need to slander fairness. Reality does that on its own.

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@cremieuxrecueil Think of it like Richard Dreyfuss quietly winning regional Skee-Ball tournaments at Dave & Buster’s across the country.

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@archivist_30204 @bnrgator @nicksortor @FBIDirectorKash Did you vote for Trump?

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@StrategicD67526 @ABC

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Lobotomies are way too expensive.

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@MatthewJDalby @NathanpmYoung I support this in principle, but administratively it is difficult because the atoms remain in a taxed-untaxed superposition until observed.

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@captive_dreamer @Lfelizleon Uneducated obese imbecile here. I totally agree.

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@junker_jo @champagnesucks I can deal with criminality. But not wanton criminality:

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@wil_da_beast630 I remember hearing this live. As someone born out of wedlock without any developed conscience, I suspected he might be talking about me.

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@Schwarzenegger I just want to know if The Terminator was based on a true story.

Please advise.

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@SolBigChops @InternetH0F We fat people should unite and show our solidarity. Preferably at a Golden Corral.

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@profjmb @cremieuxrecueil I can verify. My uncle was struck by a falling baby. He did not survive.

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@Lvxflux @9mmsmg Between Waffle House and Chuck E. Cheese, I've been in 47.3 fights, but I lost all of them. Go figure.

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@LukeYoung2018 @GordonGChang China does not allow brothels with handicap accessible parking. Why do we allow that in the U.S.?

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@WarrenSteve9 @KonstantinKisin Demon attacks are no laughing matter. I had one give me a rusty trombone.

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@thelazyamerican @LeadingReport Bummer. Titanium dioxide was my favorite ingredient.