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[Mike Nellis @MikeNellis]

Just to tie these two things together, the President of the United States has not been seen on live TV in a week, and he just endorsed a Republican member of Congress who hasn't been seen in public for months. I don't think we have a particularly functioning democracy, guys.

[Donhammed Trumpistan @TheRealDon85]

If high gas prices upset you, remember it’s a small price to pay for a nuke that didn’t exist and a Strait that was already open

[me myself and i @EditTeach]

@JenKiggans You racist hag. You need to resign. #RacistHag

[Turnbull @cturnbull1968]

Republicans, after a school shooting:

“Now is not the time for hasty and emotional political decisions.”

Republicans when they’re directly affected:

“We want this built, this new bill and a bazillion dollar budget and if you oppose it, you hate America.”

[me myself and i @EditTeach]

@DanhausenAD I’m sorry for whatever I did that made you curse me. Could you please remove the curse on me, so you can focus all of your powers on the Miz?

[me myself and i @EditTeach]

@mrmikeMTL Trump still lives.

[me myself and i @EditTeach]

@ick_real I had an Experience in my family…

[me myself and i @EditTeach]

@itsme_urstruly Some do, some don’t. The difference is that planners can’t help them cheat and avoid the learning like laptops do.

[me myself and i @EditTeach]

@Pontifex Your calm in the face of the hatred and blasphemy of @realDonaldTrump is inspiring. Please keep fighting the good fight.

[me myself and i @EditTeach]

tRump is a blasphemer. Any Christian who has read the Bible should be able to see that, and this latest image he posted is more proof that he is unfit and needs to be removed from office. Whether it’s #25thAmendment or #ImpeachandConvictTrump, he has got to go.

[me myself and i @EditTeach]

@TheCinesthetic The Weird Al movie.

[me myself and i @EditTeach]

@laurenboebert What about tRump? Gaetz? Gonzalez? All such people need to go. Don’t just pick and choose by party. #trumpmustpay

[me myself and i @EditTeach]

@horrormuseum Percy Jackson (the movies, not the TV show)

[me myself and i @EditTeach]

@TheCinesthetic The Epstein Files still not being released.

[me myself and i @EditTeach]

@DAGToddBlanche She kissed his ass and licked his boots, and he still kicked her to the curb. He will throw you under the same bus as soon as you are not of value to him.

[me myself and i @EditTeach]

@mattgaetz She’s a fraud and a boot licker, and you had sex with minors, so we really don’t need to hear your sad little take.

[me myself and i @EditTeach]

@GovChristie @chefjoseandres Best way to show you mean this, Chris? Spill everything you know about his vile, corrupt time defiling our nation.

[Protect Kamala Harris ✊ @DisavowTrump20]

🚨NEW: Former FBI Director Robert Mueller has died at the age of 81. A Purple Heart recipient in Vietnam, he dedicated his life to standing up for democracy.

RETWEET to honor Mueller’s life of service ❤️

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

You cannot support Donald Trump and call yourself a Christian at the same time.

[me myself and i @EditTeach]

@LindseyGrahamSC You’re an idiot. He insulted an ally with a racially motivated dig at her country’s actions over 80 years ago. You used to have integrity; now you’re nothing but a boot-licking sycophant.