I've been living in limassol for the past 15+ years, and I can absolutely agree with every point you made here.
It's so incredibly boring especially if you're 20-30 years old cus there's no community and there's nothing to do, the prices for rent are astronomically high (the median salary is below 2k euros).
There are also a lot of nice Cypriots that are nice, but in my experience, not all of them are...