IAmKaka 🇰🇪

The future is female

[IAmKaka 🇰🇪 @Ednakaka]

Airbnb in 📍Meru. Allow me to host you

[DammyAyo💕 @dartgurlie]

Me watching people my age afford a wedding while I'm still recovering financially from buying sunscreen.

[duke @millersgft]

The love you get on your birthday is one of the fakest shit ever

[🥷 @_iamhabeeb]

You need a lot of inner peace to avoid getting rage baited by your mom

[IAmKaka 🇰🇪 @Ednakaka]

@ItsNahid1992 The uncovered feet at the end is disturbing me

[IAmKaka 🇰🇪 @Ednakaka]

@fvckfemi_ My bad memory helps me here, I can't even remember what I was mad at you for ,and when I haven't seen you in a minute I won't even remember I was mad at you

[Dr. Riziki🌜👩🏽‍⚕️🧘🏽‍♀️ @_mpekethu_]

Daily reminder to pay your mamafua and casual workers on time. I hate this, “si ni mia tatu tu, mbona anashinda amenipigia” mentality. 500 bob to you equals clean clothes. For her it’s three meals for her family. Usikuwe mtu bladifackin.

[ayo ⌬ @ayospawned]

If we date, I want a little favoritism. I want to know I’m your person the one who gets a little more love, a little more effort, and a little more of you than anyone else.

[IAmKaka 🇰🇪 @Ednakaka]

@Cardipearl1 No one has ever figured it out yet

[IAmKaka 🇰🇪 @Ednakaka]

The desert has taught me about water than the ocean ever could

[IAmKaka 🇰🇪 @Ednakaka]

@Gboye_Rave Best decision of my life. But I had no responsibilities then. Now I would work on plan B first before quitting

[GT Atas @GodstimeAtas]

A country with scientists will always achieve development faster than a country with prayer warriors.

[IAmKaka 🇰🇪 @Ednakaka]

@ick_real I understand why my toddler is scared of it

[Eric Muriuki @Benign_Overlord]

Because Matatu operators are the ones who have called off the strike, Kenyans MUST REFUSE to pay hiked fares. Since they are the ones in dialogue with the government, they should not pass on the cost of their dialogue to innocent, underpaid and overtaxed Kenyans!

[MethoDman @polo_kimanii]

MPs coming to lament on twitter instead of filing an impeachment motion against Ruto. Bladifakin!

[Ademba Allans @Ademba_47]

So your MP voted for your child to be allocated Ksh 95 for capitation and you are ready to elect him again??? You are the problem.

[♡ ︎ @Ussonlyy]

true

[‏ً @itsnwts]

So you admit that men's greatest fear is being treated like they’ve treated women? wow

[Mercy Nicky @Mercynicky_]

We are so scarred that we beg for corruption 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️

[feyisayo 💸 @feyiszn]

Call it unhealthy if you want, but isolation is still the most reliable coping mechanism ever invented.