Cody Johnson

Love God, football and the crimson tide

[PNW Conservative @PNWConservative]

Not to be a conspiracy theorist.

Melissa Hortman was the ONLY Democrat to vote against healthcare for illegals in Minnesota.

She was the deciding vote.

Then she was assass*nated.

Incredible coincidence.

[Libs of TikTok @libsoftiktok]

What are the odds…

Minnesota has been conquered

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Not even an address

[Bear Bryant’s Burner @TheBearsBurner]

How can you watch Daniel Hill and think “Hey we should give Jam Miller more carries”.

[Will Compton @_willcompton]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[College Football Nerds @CFBNerds]

"So you paid nearly $11 million to fire Gene Chizik, 21.5M for Gus Malzahn, and 15M to get rid of Harsin?"

"Yes, Dave"

"And now you're considering another 15M for Hugh?"

"Yep"

"And you'll replace him with a guy with a big buyout?"

"Dave, not gonna lie, that's correct too"

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Well done!

[PFF College @PFF_College]

Alabama QB Ty Simpson vs Wisconsin:

🐘 24/29
🐘 382 YDS
🐘 4 TDS
🐘 0 INTS

@AlabamaFTBL

[Bear Bryant’s Burner @TheBearsBurner]

Arizona State just lost to a 2-10 Miss State team.

Wow can’t believe that happened to a playoff team.

[Bananas Sr @geauxcrimson]

Early reports are that Alabama’s defense is much better when they actually try

[Clay Travis @ClayTravis]

Kalen DeBoer seeing Billy Napier headed for the number one hot seat ranking in the SEC.

[Courtney Anne @CourtAnne1225]

Me after seeing Tommy Rees at the top of the “odds replace DeBoer” list

[Bear Bryant’s Burner @TheBearsBurner]

With Ryan Williams deleting his twitch account someone definitely (hopefully players) is laying down the law.

[Bear Bryant’s Burner @TheBearsBurner]

If I had any say in it:

Bray Hubbard would not start for me another game until he proves he won’t ever do that shit again.

James Smith would run until his legs gave out and he was puking for his penalty.

The LB core would be an open competition and Lawson would not have a leg up.

The safety spot is wide open after seeing Bray and Saabs effort.

Mincey would be on the bottom of the depth chart.

I would called Dline pus**** until they wanted to fight me.

I’d tell Ryan Williams to stop painting his nails and having an emotional support stuffed animal.

Proctors fatass wouldn’t eat another meal until a few days before the Georgia game.

Find someone that can get to the QB idc if it’s a freshman.

Reiterate to these fuckboys that they get paid now and this is their JOB and they can lose it quick.

I’d fire Kane Womack

I’d fire Freddie Roach

I’d fire Christian Robinson

[Nate Oats Burner @nate_oatsb]

it’s back

[Alabama Crimson Tide Updates @BamaMinute]

Halftime report

[Bananas Sr @geauxcrimson]

Kickoff
*commercial break*

First down
*commercial break*

Player hurt
*commercial break*

Punt
*commercial break*

Touchdown
*commercial break*

Extra point
*commercial break*

Timeout
*commercial break*

ESPN: we just can’t figure out why these games are running so long