Edward L Lawyer

I passed the bar and now I'm raising the bar by fighting the law for justice, for you, my future client.

[Edward L Lawyer @EdwardLLawyer]

Looking for a legal battle.

#LawyerUp2020

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@MickyRourk You weren't invited.

[Edward L Lawyer @EdwardLLawyer]

@staidindoors Everybody knows Splinter is the WORST ninja turtle

[omycorey @omycorey]

@CityNewsTO Awww muffin.

[Edward L Lawyer @EdwardLLawyer]

@CityNewsTO That's not a snowstorm. That's just snow.

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@timheidecker That's cruel. Zebras never survive being encrypted.

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@TheShatManRises @LadyRonnieRU @BiblePaul @RuteC3245 @MovieFishy RIP to @StudioRonnie's butt

[Edward L Lawyer @EdwardLLawyer]

@robwoodyard1 Anywhere? Even in a big pot of boiling water?

[Edward L Lawyer @EdwardLLawyer]

@JeebusTrump @EarvLikes I thought it was because he enjoys cappuccino

[Edward L Lawyer @EdwardLLawyer]

@Sadieinhades @staticbluebat @timheidecker There are mountains of evidence supporting Sadie's claim.

Tim Heidecker should be worried since he's obstructing people's human right to film archives.

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@timheadmike He can go anywhere that it's blurry enough

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@timheadmike it's big foot

[Alec Luhn @AlecLuhn]

Polar bears at an abandoned Soviet weather station on Kolyuchin Island, Dmitry Kokh @NatGeoru

[Edward L Lawyer @EdwardLLawyer]

@GrimRest fucking wicked mug

[Edward L Lawyer @EdwardLLawyer]

Christmas comes early this year!

[William “the Shat man” Shatman @TheShatManRises]

DONT BE A GRANCH OR A SROGE AN PLEAS LISTEN TO SHATMAS HOLIDAY SPAECAL - the Shat man #ShatFacts https://t.co/f83squbgwt

[Edward L Lawyer @EdwardLLawyer]

Looks like that investment is gonna pay off!

[Edward L Lawyer @EdwardLLawyer]

Bragging to women at the bar that I invested 10k in Xposed.

[Edward L Lawyer @EdwardLLawyer]

Bragging to women at the bar that I invested 10k in Xposed.

[Edward L Lawyer @EdwardLLawyer]

@dietbennyloftus @MikeyBoyMF That's so satisfying. You can just listen to it ten times in a row.

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@Pierre27Milien @timheidecker I think they're both from Sport.

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@TheShatManRises @Flemingslaw He just knows he can't win against the shatman

[Edward L Lawyer @EdwardLLawyer]

@TheShatManRises This is an invasion of privacy. God is not above the law.