I once sat next to a divorced millionaire on a late-night flight.
Halfway through the conversation, he smiled and said:
“Being a man in your 30s and 40s is hilarious.
You’ve got girls born in 2003, 1989, and 1969 all flirting with you at the same time.
Male aging is different.”
Then he took a sip of his drink and said:
Raiders got:
🔹C Tyler Linderbaum
🔹LB Quay Walker
🔹LB Nakobe Dean
🔹WR Jalen Nailor
🔹Kwity Paye
🔹CB Eric Stokes
🔹DE Malcolm Koonce
🔹CB Taron Johnson
And Raiders still have:
🔸1st overall pick in 2026 draft
🔸14th pick in 2026 draft
🔸36th pick in 2026 draft
🔸67th pick in 2026 draft
🔸2 - 1st round picks in 2027 draft
Is this the greatest Free Agency run in NFL history?
The #Raiders enter 2026 with:
- the #1 overall pick
- 10 projected draft selections
- $110M of estimated cap space
- an $18.5M guarantee for Geno Smith
I try not to give life advice on this app. Life’s got a lot to it.
But I will say, once your kids know the truth about Christmas it’s never ever the same. Still amazing but not the same…..
For anyone with young young ones still—my advice—keep the magic going as long as you possibly can. As long as you possibly can.
@kylisimonelli a man that really doesn’t want you doesn’t give you a single reaction. It’s the ones that still want you that can’t control their emotions