Bane

Sleek,Suave and Subliminally Lethal.Sultan of Swag.Pinhole camera Profile pic. Maitre de jeu

[Bane @Edwinnduhiu]

@alexnjugi eh,maze hio match si-look foward 2 it,but ligi ni yetuuu

[Bane @Edwinnduhiu]

@alexnjugi @feanorsfire rudisha kiti kwanza,brary

[Verified @njiiru]

Drinking Bluemoon daily increases your chances of being laid....to rest.

[Bane @Edwinnduhiu]

@alexnjugi haa,na vle ulikuwa umekaza hadi full time umeamka na kiti bila kujua.anyway Europa,hahaha

[Bane @Edwinnduhiu]

Everton mmeniwaste!! Brary

[Sarcasm! @DamnHiIarious]

Offering someone food and secretly hoping they say no.

[Sarcasm! @DamnHiIarious]

"Give it to me! I'm so fucking wet, give it to me now!" "Screw you, it's my umbrella!"

[Sarcasm! @DamnHiIarious]

Most people want a perfect relationship... I just want a hamburger that looks like the ones in commercials.

[Sarcasm! @DamnHiIarious]

The woman who invented the phrase, "All guys are the same." was a chinese woman who lost her husband in a crowd in China.

[Eve D'Souza @evedsouza]

Those who can - do, those who can't - dream and the rest of them just hate! #2013

[Bane @Edwinnduhiu]

C'mon Chelsea,lose some 3 points

[Bane @Edwinnduhiu]

Satisfaction - Rolling stones

[Bane @Edwinnduhiu]

@badazzke ilikua kamse kafupi kamelala,plus mi nmekonda hio sector ya samu na jeymo.uko in denial

[Bane @Edwinnduhiu]

@badazzke si ulidai utajibleach hapo ndio uone ka ina sideefects b4 u muv 2 the whole body

[Bane @Edwinnduhiu]

@badazzke we nenda uchukue zile photo ulipigwa na stan

[Bane @Edwinnduhiu]

at upcountry,will miss todays games.in case utd idraw(duh,we dont lose)tupeni mawe in my place

[Bane @Edwinnduhiu]

1973 - James Blunt

[Bane @Edwinnduhiu]

RandomThought joe hart hufungwa the worst goals.-Crouch,Rooney n ibra bicyclekiks,pirlo,RVP,n adam jonson juzi

[What The F*** Facts @WhatTheFFacts]

Rochus Misch, a former senior squad leader in Hitler's army, is the last person alive to have known Hitler personally.

[Bane @Edwinnduhiu]

@feanorsfire @gakome hahaha,wewe kobe,mairu na gachoka mlikuwa mamutants pia