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Sand is overrated, it's just tiny little rocks

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@GordonMerrylees @the_traitors_ Think we are clearly living in parallel universes, I'm gutted for you that your version isn't the TV gold we are all getting #TheTraitors #TheTraitorsUK #TraitorsUK #traitors

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Fiona showing us last night, she can't be bothered to be wasting her time collecting fake skulls... And firming that up tonight by virtually popping Rachel's head on a spike! #tvgold #TraitorsUK #traitors

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@the_traitors_ Gobsmacked! It's like Fiona really doesn't get that the traitors can't be seen to be a team else it will be one out all out! She has just broken the traitor's oath and outed herself on national TV as a complete snake.

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@InPostUK Could have walked there, picked it up and walked back by now.

Congratulations on your acquisition of yodel, who were the country's worst courier service until you merged... Now you guys are the winner of that 🏆 🦃

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@andiev777 @BLAIMGame That's impactful just reading this. Wow. That's traumatic. I have no words here, I wish I did, I wish I could take some of the hurt away. But I can't.

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@BLAIMGame It was illegal to take outdoor exercise more than once a day in Wales - to be honest, I'm still mourning the end of that law.

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@HairyBikers Sad news indeed. Thoughts are with you all. A huge loss.

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@AaronLionheart8 @Dr_BellaR Could you elaborate a little on your lifestyle choices please @AaronLionheart8 ? I'd like to share them to my 12 year old son to show him what he must avoid so he too doesn't grow up to be a mysogonistic insensitive grade one A hole.

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@JeremyVineOn5 please can you hang the bauble straight? Thank you 😊🙏🏼

[Sinead Marie-Bernarde Aoibheann O’Connor @786OmShahid]

@SeffSaid 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭#lostmy17yrOldSonToSuicidein2022.
Been living as undead night creature since. . He was the love of my life, the lamp of my soul. We were one soul in two halves. He was the only person who ever loved me unconditionally. I am lost in the bardo without him

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@786OmShahid @SeffSaid ❤️ reunited ❤️ rest in peace x

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Too much hate in this world @josierones Beautiful, talented, honest and funny. What's not to like? 🥰 Great documentary.

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@Livvyssmile I'm so sorry for your loss

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@EstherMcVey1 Think you might need to re-read the room...

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@channingtatum please just walk into the Trafalgar pub IOM... I wanna see pictorial proof of Steph's fat ass in the window

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@jakemeyrick @piersmorgan 🤣

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@JaneyGodley Watching our son being put into an induced coma and onto a ventilator. I'm thankful every day he came back to us and made a recovery, but I still feel actual physical pain whenever I think about it.
I'm sorry for yours, I can't imagine how difficult that must be for you all.

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@JamieLeahey01 Fantastic show tonight, amazing stage presence. 👏🏻👏🏻

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@jk_rowling 1) Buy an Elf on The Shelf.
2) Enjoy window 24 guilt free.
3) Throw 9 empty miniature bottles around the calendar.
4) Lie the elf face down next to the empty bottles while your husband is in bed tonight.
5) Feign your complete horror tomorrow and banish the elf.
🙌🏻

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@JeremyVineOn5 All of Wales' approximately 272,000 primary school pupils are set to get free lunches by 2024. Please give our devolved Government's decisions a voice.