Eff

Suspected AuDHD

Pan-Demi
Taken

More confused than a chameleon in a bag of skittles!

[Eff @EffEmmGee]

https://t.co/duEdXxqCe7

[We Assess and Draw Cats 🐾 @WeAssessCats]

This is the level of unbothered I'm striving for

[Timeless Martian @TimelessMartian]

Halo Campaign Evolved in a nutshell

[Eff @EffEmmGee]

One day, when something is due on a weekend, whoever is working will ACTUALLY attempt a delivery!
Almost a year someone waits in during the time slot, then get the "delivery was attempted, noone in" status when someone was!!! Sometimes its important medication!
@RoyalMail

[𝕭𝖊𝖓𝖓𝖎𝖊✨ @Bennieeexyz]

Jury duty letter came addressed to my cat.

Not a mistake. "Felix Martinez" - that's his full name according to his vet records.

My last name. His first name. Somehow he's a registered voter now.

Called the county clerk.

Me: My cat got summoned for jury duty.

Clerk: Is the name correct on the summons?

Me: Yes, but he's a cat.

Clerk: Is Felix Martinez a legal resident of this county?

Me: He's a legal cat.

Clerk: Sir, if the name matches our records, he needs to appear or file an exemption.

Me: He can't file anything. He has paws.

Clerk: You can file on his behalf.

Me: Under what exemption? There's no box for "is a cat."

Clerk: (pause) Check "unable to serve due to medical reasons."

Me: What's the medical reason?

Clerk: He's a cat.

Me: That's not a medical condition.

Clerk: It is if it prevents him from serving.

Sent in the form. Got rejected two weeks later.

"Insufficient documentation. Please provide medical professional's statement."

Took the letter to my vet.

Me: I need you to write that my cat can't do jury duty.

Vet: Why is your cat summoned for jury duty?

Me: Excellent question. No good answer.

Vet: This is the weirdest request I've gotten.

Me: Can you just write that he's medically unfit to serve?

Vet: On what grounds?

Me: He's a cat.

Vet: (started typing) "Patient is unable to serve due to species-related limitations including inability to speak, read, or comprehend legal proceedings."

Me: Perfect.

Sent it in. Got another rejection.

"Summons is mandatory. Failure to appear will result in contempt of court."

My roommate thought this was hilarious.

Roommate: Felix is going to jail.

Me: This is serious.

Roommate: Bring him to court. See what happens.

Decided that was actually the only option left.

Day of jury duty, put Felix in his carrier. Brought the entire paper trail of rejection letters.

Checked in at the courthouse.

Clerk: Name?

Me: Felix Martinez.

Clerk: (looked at the cat carrier) Is that Felix?

Me: Yes.

Clerk: (long stare) He's a cat.

Me: I've been saying that for six weeks.

Clerk: Why didn't you file an exemption?

Me: I filed three. All rejected.

Showed her the letters. She read through them, expression shifting from confusion to disbelief.

Clerk: Someone rejected the veterinary documentation?

Me: Twice.

Clerk: (called her supervisor over) You need to see this.

Supervisor read everything. Looked at Felix. Looked at me.

Supervisor: How did a cat get registered to vote?

Me: You tell me.

Supervisor: This is a data error.

Me: Took you six weeks to figure that out.

They dismissed Felix immediately. Apologized for the inconvenience.

Supervisor: We'll remove him from the voter registry.

Me: Appreciate it.

Supervisor: (pause) Out of curiosity, how would he have voted?

Me: Probably whatever party supports universal treats.

Got a formal apology letter a week later and a voter registration card.

For me this time. Apparently I wasn't registered, but my cat was.

Roommate: Felix committed voter fraud.

Me: Felix committed nothing. He's innocent.

Roommate: That's what they all say.

Felix is sleeping on the jury summons now.

Fitting end to his legal career.

[Eff @EffEmmGee]

@JoinDeepRock
I'm also wanting to know this.
The old "broken" HDR actually worked fine for me personally, so an option would be good.

[Takayuki Yagami @BBIAJ]

@JoinDeepRock

Why does DRG on Xbox Series X still list HDR10 when it was disabled years ago, and when are you bringing it back?

Even if it has a disclaimer that it may not work correctly for some, I would rather have the option to than not at all.

Thank you please!

[Richard Churchill @rjcauthor]

If you would like to hear me read a some of my #poetry, please consider checking out my #youtube channel.

It's only a couple of minutes so you have no excuse not to 😅

https://t.co/HA6aPtgU92

#writingcommunity #writerscommunity #indiewriter

[Eff @EffEmmGee]

@APCcustserv ive been watching the live tracking map, status says apologies for the delay, yet the driver litterally drove past my location and continues to get further away every refresh!

[Eff @EffEmmGee]

@APCParcel ive been watching the live tracking map, status says apologies for the delay, yet the driver litterally drove past my location and continues to get further away every refresh!

[Eff @EffEmmGee]

@jronald I had this (8015190E) when I went back to Assassins Creed 1 after years (wondered why it thought I had no save).

All I did was clear local Xbox 360 storage:

Go to Settings > System > Storage.
Select Clear local Xbox 360 storage

It then redownloaded my 360 profile and was fine.

[Eff @EffEmmGee]

#KilnSweepstakes

[XBOX @XBOX]

In honor of Kiln, we sculpted up a very cheeky collection!

Follow & repost with #KilnSweepstakes for a chance to win a Butt-iful Pottery Collection. 

Ages 18+. Ends 6/21/26. Rules: https://t.co/YrxVkE7JrB

[Eff @EffEmmGee]

@Oxford_Tube I've just gotten on that one now.

[Eff @EffEmmGee]

@Oxford_Tube Myself and one other lady were waiting for the 14:10 Coach to London at Speedwell Street Oxford only for the Coach to drive past and not stop.
Not happy about this!

[positive side of X 🌞 @positivityofx]

Our trauma is what keeps us looking to the skies in hopes of better days...

[Eff @EffEmmGee]

@EpicPrizesX Xbox Series X

[indieforgames @GameZoneHQ]

🚨 GIVEAWAY ALERT! 🚨

We're giving away a Collector's Edition, available on PS5 or Xbox Series S|X! 🥷🌸

How to enter?
🙌 Follow
❤️ Like and RT the post
🗨️ Comment your platform of choice between PS5 and Xbox

Winner picked October 31th!
#AssassinsCreedShadows

[Eff @EffEmmGee]

@mygamesir @BandaiNamcoSEA @BandaiNamcoKR @BBIAJ oxford

[GameSir @mygamesir]

Little Nightmares III is officially out today! To celebrate the launch, we’re giving away 40 Steam Keys in collaboration with @BandaiNamcoSEA / @BandaiNamcoKR

🎁Prize:
40 x Little Nightmares III Deluxe Edition Steam Keys
(10 per region: SG, MY, TWHK, KR; One per person)

⏳Event Period: Oct 10 10:30 SGT - Oct 24 23:59 SGT

How to Enter:
🔘1. Follow @mygamesir & @BandaiNamcoSEA / @BandaiNamcoKR
🔀2. Repost
💬3. Tag a friend and comment your city!

Disclaimer:
1. Please note that digital pre-order bonuses are not included with the giveaway codes.
2. This giveaway is only open to those based in SG, MY, TWHK & KR.
3. This giveaway will be held across three platforms (X, Instagram, and Facebook). Each person may only participate once. A total of 40 winners will be selected, with codes allocated proportionally based on the number of participants from each platform.
Selected winners will be notified via DMs by Oct 31, 2025.
#LittleNightmares #LittleNightmares3 #Giveaway

[Pinball FX @PinballFX]

Want to be among the first players to play Elvira and the Party Monsters?

Follow the @PinballFX page and repost this tweet to win one out of five game codes on the platform of your choice.

T&C: https://t.co/0ioyKOkGd2

[Fatbot Games - GRAVELORD 1.0 is OUT NOW! @FatbotGames]

💥GIVEAWAY💥

Do YOU want a free copy of our brand-new game HORDELORD?!

All you have to do to enter is:

1) Follow @FatbotGames
2) Repost this!

We have FIVE keys to give away, so get entering!

5 WINNERS WILL BE DRAWN AT RANDOM ON FRIDAY!

#freegames #giveaway #hordelord

[Eff @EffEmmGee]

@_Deez_Games XSX