Des is a Unicorn 🦄

🦄✨💍👶🏻🍣👨‍👩‍👦👾📚 Tired as a mother. Too sassy for my own good. ...Also, terribly awkward...

[Des is a Unicorn 🦄 @EffYeahUnicorn]

I do👏not👏know👏how to explain to people, that you should care about other people. That your words and actions have lasting consequences.

[Des is a Unicorn 🦄 @EffYeahUnicorn]

Seriously I love with my new #SecretLab chair!

[Des is a Unicorn 🦄 @EffYeahUnicorn]

@TrashTori1 Ahhhhhh, letsss gooo!

[Des is a Unicorn 🦄 @EffYeahUnicorn]

I'm not feeling well so my mom ordered me my favorite food and had it delivered. brb, crying. 🥲

[Des is a Unicorn 🦄 @EffYeahUnicorn]

#StillCuteAF

[Des is a Unicorn 🦄 @EffYeahUnicorn]

Wine and books and books and wine. #FridayNight

[BioWareProblems @BioWareProblems]

Dragon Age characters as 'I'm breaking up with you' texts, a thread:

[Des is a Unicorn 🦄 @EffYeahUnicorn]

Heckin HECK. Replaying #MassEffect reminds me what as absolute freaking LEGEND @jhaletweets is!

[tori @TrashTori1]

No Valentine? No problem! Come vibe with the MOST ANTICIPATED STREAM OF THE YEAR!!!! NON STOP SIMULATOR GAMES ALL NIGHT!! 💖 Hope to see you there 💐

[Des is a Unicorn 🦄 @EffYeahUnicorn]

Me: HOW ARE YOU SO HAPPY ALL THE TIME?! Tell me your secrets! TELL ME.

I exclaim to my dog as she wags her tail and stares at me.

My dog is very confused now. 🐶

[Des is a Unicorn 🦄 @EffYeahUnicorn]

Should I be drinking?
No.
Am I?

…yessss…

[Hank Green @hankgreen]

I LIKE HAVING A BODY BUT I WOULD PREFER IF THIS ONE WOULD GET ITS ACT TOGETHER.

[solas' chew toy @frillycake]

"You can expect more Dragon Age news next year"

Me on January 1st 2022, 12 am :

[𝔞𝔯𝔱𝔦𝔢 @_artietv]

Women are hot

[Des is a Unicorn 🦄 @EffYeahUnicorn]

Just told my kitten, Zelda that I was proud of her; for growing…
So how’s your day going?
#CatMom

[Des is a Unicorn 🦄 @EffYeahUnicorn]

Me: I'm super sick, Everything I eat makes me vomit and there's blood in it.
Everyone: Wow, all that weight you're gonna lose.
BRUH, I'm vomiting blood and you're thinking about the weight I'll lose, WHAT THE FUCK?

[Des is a Unicorn 🦄 @EffYeahUnicorn]

@jake1ender I knew they were working on it but seeing art is super cool!

[Des is a Unicorn 🦄 @EffYeahUnicorn]

#AmericanHealthCare is calling all your friends at 11pm to see if they can take you to the ER because you’re vomiting blood but can’t afford an ambulance.