Secretary of the Dead

Copywriter and Printmaker. Co-host & producer of @PetTheories. NJ af.

[Secretary of the Dead @EfremOshinsky]

at certe semper amabo,
semper maesta tuā carmina morte canam

[Secretary of the Dead @EfremOshinsky]

@DavidWondrich any idea about this weird J&B bottle I found in my mom's house? I've never seen the label with this layout. It has a gov't warning on the back so couldn't be older than the 1990s. The whisky inside is practically clear.

[Secretary of the Dead @EfremOshinsky]

tenderly
From the clasp of the knitted locks from the keep of the well-closed doors
Let me be wafted
Let me glide noiselessly forth
Tenderly—be not impatient
Strong is your hold O mortal flesh
Strong is your hold O love

[Secretary of the Dead @EfremOshinsky]

@allthingstoney Your boss might be a nice person, but they are not your friend.

[Secretary of the Dead @EfremOshinsky]

@AskLyft It should come as no surprise to anyone that the above tweet from @asklyft is just window dressing and that when I DMed them they were completely uninterested in looking into this issue.

[Secretary of the Dead @EfremOshinsky]

People, be careful with @Lyft. I was going from Pomona NY to Jersey City and the driver tried to take me into Manhattan and then back out again ($20 fee each way), crossing the Hudson twice for no reason. Now Lyft won't refund the fee and there is no way to speak to a human.

[Secretary of the Dead @EfremOshinsky]

I finally read A Canticle For Leibowitz. I really, really hated it.

[Anna F Peppard, PhD @peppard_anna]

I never get tired of this page from X-Men #14, detailing the ways they mask their mutant-ness. My heart 💔

[LeVar Burton @levarburton]

It is our ability to both feel as well as inflict pain that binds us together in our humanness.

[Secretary of the Dead @EfremOshinsky]

@NYCTSubway @amywilson So if your phone is dead or you don't have service you're just out of luck?

What if you're in a hurry? What if you don't feel safe or comfortable taking your phone out in that station?

These "streamlines" are degrading your service and making the subway less accessible.

[The Nation @thenation]

Americans apparently want “normal,” so much that we are willing to accept mass death, disability, and disruption for the foreseeable future, though “we,”—no, “they”—have the tools to stem the tide of this destruction.
https://t.co/XWXcakVmEE

[Secretary of the Dead @EfremOshinsky]

Is that your name,
Is that your name,
Georgie Santos?

Don't call your name,
Don't call your name,
Devolder.

Georgie Santos, Georgie Santos,

Georgie-georgie Santos,
Georgie-georgie Santos.

[Secretary of the Dead @EfremOshinsky]

This guy made Defund the Police a person mission.

[The Associated Press @AP]

The former president of one of the nation’s largest police unions has pleaded guilty to stealing hundreds of thousands of dollars from the union to fund a lavish lifestyle that prosecutors say included high-end restaurants and luxury personal items. https://t.co/sFcTV4VtJQ

[Secretary of the Dead @EfremOshinsky]

Son of Son of Man

[ScreenGeek @RealScreenGeek]

‘The Passion Of The Christ’ Sequel Reportedly Begins Filming This Spring: https://t.co/0jCkZ0wypS

[Secretary of the Dead @EfremOshinsky]

Does anyone know how to keep epazote from wilting in the fridge?

[Mitch Gerads @MitchGerads]

As a child there was no more boring sound in the world than the M*A*S*H theme starting up.