The GoPro Pirate

Smoking makes you look cool. A firm supporter of the caste system. Dean of Mordor.

[The GoPro Pirate @EganNation]

@HardcoreHistory In the King of Kings series you mentioned a general describing ruins from a time greater than his, what book was that from?

[Jungle Jim @Jimmy__Zee]

When the party is lit

[The GoPro Pirate @EganNation]

Kim Jong-il was Netflix he'd be Kim Jong Chill.

[The GoPro Pirate @EganNation]

Zumiez for president. #Zumiez2K6teen

[GOP Teens @GOPTeens]

#Teens: Is #Hillary bad at #email because she's #femail ???
👸🏼🚫📠

[MangoSweat @BasedFalco]

Parent: Son if you keep being naughty Santa is going to give you coal for Christmas

Kid that wants to morph into a train: HELL YEAH HE WILL

[MangoSweat @BasedFalco]

Are there any sexy singles in my area that like to Mash? Monster Mash that is

[GOP Teens @GOPTeens]

#Teens: Coincidence???

#Hitler
#ISIS
#Lex
#Luthor
#AdolfHitler
#Racist (???)
#Yelling

[The GoPro Pirate @EganNation]

Life would better for the kids if the parents had to eat the spinach.

[The GoPro Pirate @EganNation]

MISSING! Lost Actor, if found please return to the nearest set of the next National Lampoon movie last seen in Ohio.

[The GoPro Pirate @EganNation]

Trump Just burned Fox News so hard they died. @FoxNews #foxhunting #FoxHunt

[Mike Bowker @bowk13]

I finally quit drinking for good.

Now I drink for evil.

[The GoPro Pirate @EganNation]

No I'm not the guy in the middle of the fight, I'm not even the guy holding the camera. I'm the guy screaming WorldStar offscreen.

[MangoSweat @BasedFalco]

The planets align. A king is born

[MangoSweat @BasedFalco]

May have witnessed the most Iowa thing ever: Guy buying $500 worth of beer, while on Ragbrai, at a Casey's in the middle of nowhere

[The GoPro Pirate @EganNation]

5 Gum dares you to drink the bong water you faggit. #7000Chemicals

[The GoPro Pirate @EganNation]

@EganNation more like PLANE and simple!!!

[The GoPro Pirate @EganNation]

Minions did 9/11, plain and simple.