Dog McPoo

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@LidlGB Nah. I'm just going to permanently stop shopping in Lidl instead.

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@LidlGB So. I just queued at the door for opening time in the hope of buying one of the air conditioners you announced would be going on sale TODAY. I was not the only one. The staff in the shop told us they'd sold them all yesterday, which is very, very annoying.

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@LidlGB @langtoftlad Going by comments here, on Reddit and my personal experience this happened nationwide. And now loads of your customers hate you for it. Great work.

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@KieranKyze @catchagem_ There wasn't even a first drop.

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@langtoftlad @LidlGB It happened everywhere going by comments here / on Reddit. Lidl can fuck off.

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@jack6758 @MattHDGamer Nope. Lidl are PRETENDING to sell air conditioning units. My guess would be their staff are putting them all on eBay.

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@SalaciousSkunk @LidlGB Same here too. Didn't do the rest of the shop I was going to because they can get fucked forever from this point, frankly.

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@sasha_a @RichardHanania No you can't. The stupid fuckers sold them all a day earlier than they said they would.

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@Cranky84 @LidlGB I had the same experience at a different shop. Useless.

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@Timthoughtsdot @typeclonghouse Your country is a shithole. The whole world is laughing at you. I've spent a lot of time in the states and 90% of you live in fucking squalor compared to the average European.

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@ThePapaCars @PolitlcsUK What, like unemployment numbers and that?

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@LNER You cancelled the train I was supposed to be on. You also delayed the outbound journey last week by over an hour. You're bad at trains and I don't like you.

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@LNER Just watched a train depart to London from platform 7 at York. IT WAS NOT EVEN ANNOUNCED.

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@LNER So, at York you're now changing the platform for every train about ten seconds before it arrives. Good job none of your passengers have luggage!

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@nationalrailenq Ha ha. Good one. I'm there. They're not.

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@LNER Have you considered just changing the name of your company to "Sorry" ?

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@nationalrailenq 23 minutes later, NOTHING is moving at York.

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@LNER ...hang on. It was supposed to depart Inverness at 07:55. Has it not even departed yet, over an hour later?

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@LNER Your app says the 13:55 York to London King's Cross is delayed. Your website says it's on time. Which is true?

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@LNER Brilliant. Literally every train before and after it is on time. But we're not allowed to get on them.