John Egbert

Hey there!! I'm John Egbert! Call me whatever, just NO EGGYBERTO. Karkat's my bestie, no matter what he says! i AM the John human!!!

[John Egbert @Eggy_Berto_]

@stridesoftime *he places the filling in the crust and sets the pie in the oven*

[John Egbert @Eggy_Berto_]

@stridesoftime *he starts to form the crust*

[John Egbert @Eggy_Berto_]

//I just blew the biggest gum bubble ever... Holy crappy dude...

[John Egbert @Eggy_Berto_]

@stridesoftime *he looks around in the kitchen for the necessary ingredients for the pie*

[John Egbert @Eggy_Berto_]

@stridesoftime Nope. Go ahead! *he shouts as he enters the kitchen*

[John Egbert @Eggy_Berto_]

@stridesoftime Gotcha! *he nods and rushes from the room*

[John Egbert @Eggy_Berto_]

@stridesoftime Of course! *he grins* Pie fuckin rules at Christmas time!

[John Egbert @Eggy_Berto_]

@stridesoftime Oh! Sorry, that was a little random so it threw me off a bit...

[John Egbert @Eggy_Berto_]

@stridesoftime You want a pie...? Why?

[John Egbert @Eggy_Berto_]

@stridesoftime No, they aren't... A pie?

[John Egbert @Eggy_Berto_]

@stridesoftime I don't see anything wrong with them... But whatever. Here... *he places his glasses back on his face*

[John Egbert @Eggy_Berto_]

@stridesoftime At least tell me why you don't like your eyes...

[John Egbert @Eggy_Berto_]

@stridesoftime *he adjusts his own glasses before looking back at Dave*

[John Egbert @Eggy_Berto_]

@stridesoftime Dave... *he sighs a bit*

[John Egbert @Eggy_Berto_]

@stridesoftime Dude, really! I think your eyes are freaking awesome!

[John Egbert @Eggy_Berto_]

@stridesoftime I think they're cool. Plus I kinda like the colour red.

[John Egbert @Eggy_Berto_]

@stridesoftime Dave, don't be like that! I like your eyes!

[John Egbert @Eggy_Berto_]

@stridesoftime They're not ugly, Dave... Besides if you had any of those other boring colours you wouldn't be the same.

[John Egbert @Eggy_Berto_]

@turntechGod11 Who are you gunna be?

[John Egbert @Eggy_Berto_]

@Ellie_Tlou_RP Do you have to deal with those?