Evan

I’m still here, but barely

[Evan @Egibs20]

Robitussen’s “because it’s never just a cough” slogan confirms all of my worst fears

[Empire State Building Observation Deck @EmpireStateBldg]

Tonight, the Empire State Building tower lights will turn to a pink sparkle at 9:25 to honor the late Dolly Parton.

Dolly was a global cultural icon whose seven-decade career reached generations of fans. Beyond entertainment, Dolly leaves a significant philanthropic legacy through the Dollywood Foundation and Imagination Library, which has provided hundreds of millions of books to children worldwide.

At Nine-Two-Five tonight, we celebrate her and her legacy 💖

[Evan @Egibs20]

@DonLagreca Matsui didn’t come back after 2009 MBP

[Evan @Egibs20]

@PhilMickelson @josefergen Immigration laws are not the laws of a City or a State. State/local officials have no duty to enforce or work with federal officials to enforce federal laws. Imagine how absurd you’d think it was if a President Harris forced FL to enforce federal tax laws!

[Evan @Egibs20]

@heitner Feel free to private message me once you get started.

[Evan @Egibs20]

@jbarro In terms of water

[Evan @Egibs20]

@RealCJ10 Maybe. But Jorge Posada should be in the hall of fame and he fell off the ballot the first time he was eligible. Playing for the Yankees didn’t help him.

[Evan @Egibs20]

@BradZiegler He sells bibles to make money and outsources the printing to China. Your hope in Jesus Christ compels you to vote for Trump. But there’s plenty of voters whose same hope in Jesus Christ will wholeheartedly compel them to vote against him.

[Evan @Egibs20]

I’m able to be spontaneous because I’ve planned for every situation

[Evan @Egibs20]

@Lesdoggg How many do I need to buy for you to be #1 on the list?

[Evan @Egibs20]

@Lesdoggg Congrats!

[Evan @Egibs20]

@RealMichaelKay that splintered bat was heading directly for your head.

[Evan @Egibs20]

@K22Parrish @washingtonpost Gerrymandered districts play no role in senate elections

[Evan @Egibs20]

@Jomboy_ @TalkinBaseball_ Total PA x 4 = the total amount of bases a batter could achieve per plate appearance.

Total bases + BBs + HBP + SB = total amount of bases a batter actually achieves per plate appearance.

Total bases actually achieved / product of total PA x 4 = the stat

[Evan @Egibs20]

@BRWalkoff Scott Schoeneweis

[Evan @Egibs20]

@RealMichaelKay it might be a little awkward for a left handed catcher to receive and tag a runner at home. Not impossible though.

[Evan @Egibs20]

@Lesdoggg Looking forward to the book and eventual movie adaptation

[Evan @Egibs20]

@GianmarcoSoresi I hope this catches on

[Evan @Egibs20]

@BLaw Intestate. But I’ve learned to preemptively say “died without a Will.”

[Evan @Egibs20]

I’m keeping a food log to track what I eat. Today is day 2. Just had to change “some donut holes” to “box of donut holes.” Keep me in your thoughts.