ʕ•̫͡•ʕ•̫͡•ʔ•̫͡•ʔ•̫͡•ʕ•̫͡•ʔ•̫͡•ʕ•̫͡•ʕ•̫͡•

[ʕ•̫͡•ʕ•̫͡•ʔ•̫͡•ʔ•̫͡•ʕ•̫͡•ʔ•̫͡•ʕ•̫͡•ʕ•̫͡• @Egon_Unique]

@RinseHold @swaggyunc Me when people say I haven’t had real Chinese food

[ʕ•̫͡•ʕ•̫͡•ʔ•̫͡•ʔ•̫͡•ʕ•̫͡•ʔ•̫͡•ʕ•̫͡•ʕ•̫͡• @Egon_Unique]

@BoomOldAgain @ShellCopyright @elischoop @donotdelay Robot pirate island, the paper, ripped pants, pizza delivery, health inspection, JELLYFISH JAM, the squidward ghost one, anchor arms, rock bottom, the pie one, grandma cookies and squidville

All bangers id sit down to watch rn off top

[ʕ•̫͡•ʕ•̫͡•ʔ•̫͡•ʔ•̫͡•ʕ•̫͡•ʔ•̫͡•ʕ•̫͡•ʕ•̫͡• @Egon_Unique]

@volumeXdealer @iTzDanMontana @TheSaltonsailor @NewsHour Apostrophe

[ʕ•̫͡•ʕ•̫͡•ʔ•̫͡•ʔ•̫͡•ʕ•̫͡•ʔ•̫͡•ʕ•̫͡•ʕ•̫͡• @Egon_Unique]

@90degreevector @iTzDanMontana @TheSaltonsailor @NewsHour “You walked in unapproved patterns on a public lawn. You’re going to the slammer for a long time, pal.”

Anything to suck trumps dick lmao

[ʕ•̫͡•ʕ•̫͡•ʔ•̫͡•ʔ•̫͡•ʕ•̫͡•ʔ•̫͡•ʕ•̫͡•ʕ•̫͡• @Egon_Unique]

@rustyrockerfell @BeardedBlowhole @wokeeyeofsauron @WUTangKids You’re a dishonest hack doing this for pennies btw

[ʕ•̫͡•ʕ•̫͡•ʔ•̫͡•ʔ•̫͡•ʕ•̫͡•ʔ•̫͡•ʕ•̫͡•ʕ•̫͡• @Egon_Unique]

@rustyrockerfell @BeardedBlowhole @wokeeyeofsauron @WUTangKids Caring about rhetoric with Trump as our president lmfao bite me

[ʕ•̫͡•ʕ•̫͡•ʔ•̫͡•ʔ•̫͡•ʕ•̫͡•ʔ•̫͡•ʕ•̫͡•ʕ•̫͡• @Egon_Unique]

@rustyrockerfell @BeardedBlowhole @wokeeyeofsauron @WUTangKids I don’t mean it in a gay way, I mean it in a humiliating and offensive way. You’re being used like a gym sock and reveling in it lmao

[ʕ•̫͡•ʕ•̫͡•ʔ•̫͡•ʔ•̫͡•ʕ•̫͡•ʔ•̫͡•ʕ•̫͡•ʕ•̫͡• @Egon_Unique]

@rustyrockerfell @BeardedBlowhole @wokeeyeofsauron @WUTangKids You’re a dick sucker lmao

[ʕ•̫͡•ʕ•̫͡•ʔ•̫͡•ʔ•̫͡•ʕ•̫͡•ʔ•̫͡•ʕ•̫͡•ʕ•̫͡• @Egon_Unique]

@CassieWats86780 @DerrickEvans4WV 2 weeks, I reckon!

[ʕ•̫͡•ʕ•̫͡•ʔ•̫͡•ʔ•̫͡•ʕ•̫͡•ʔ•̫͡•ʕ•̫͡•ʕ•̫͡• @Egon_Unique]

@CassieWats86780 @DerrickEvans4WV “Focus on the thing that doesn’t exist anymore because of unilateral cuts already made!”

[ʕ•̫͡•ʕ•̫͡•ʔ•̫͡•ʔ•̫͡•ʕ•̫͡•ʔ•̫͡•ʕ•̫͡•ʕ•̫͡• @Egon_Unique]

@glen_birnie @suzamaroo Your capacity to reason is a danger to our society

[UltraNosk @UltraNosk]

Mulan for Americans

[ʕ•̫͡•ʕ•̫͡•ʔ•̫͡•ʔ•̫͡•ʕ•̫͡•ʔ•̫͡•ʕ•̫͡•ʕ•̫͡• @Egon_Unique]

@rose_bookie @StevenLover69 @Pectize10 @Witnessno2 @j4s0nf1sh3r @FreddyLA7 Because there’s more in America to see than Niagara Falls, Manhattan, Chicago, Miami, and California

[The Real Guardrail Guy @theguardrailguy]

Today was the day!

The guardrail that replaced the one that killed my daughter was hit and there was a different outcome this time.

[ʕ•̫͡•ʕ•̫͡•ʔ•̫͡•ʔ•̫͡•ʕ•̫͡•ʔ•̫͡•ʕ•̫͡•ʕ•̫͡• @Egon_Unique]

@JoshWeber2 @eachpchpearplm @PhoneInvestor @NightGuardian34 @unusual_whales You believe he didn’t once claim he would start no new wars in his second term and every instance of him saying that was referring to his first term?

[ʕ•̫͡•ʕ•̫͡•ʔ•̫͡•ʔ•̫͡•ʕ•̫͡•ʔ•̫͡•ʕ•̫͡•ʕ•̫͡• @Egon_Unique]

@GregTestII @mango_deuce @4Dylko @CryBagDusty @Diller9333 @amort9924 No you

[ʕ•̫͡•ʕ•̫͡•ʔ•̫͡•ʔ•̫͡•ʕ•̫͡•ʔ•̫͡•ʕ•̫͡•ʕ•̫͡• @Egon_Unique]

@IsThisAWork @JohnGre22456191 @WWE Same goes for Survivor Series and War Games

Like it just go happens that EVERY November there’s 8 or 10 guys that have the same big disagreement that needs a match to settle.

[ʕ•̫͡•ʕ•̫͡•ʔ•̫͡•ʔ•̫͡•ʕ•̫͡•ʔ•̫͡•ʕ•̫͡•ʕ•̫͡• @Egon_Unique]

@JohnGre22456191 @IsThisAWork @WWE I miss MITB at mania, it was the perfect first match of the night

[ʕ•̫͡•ʕ•̫͡•ʔ•̫͡•ʔ•̫͡•ʕ•̫͡•ʔ•̫͡•ʕ•̫͡•ʕ•̫͡• @Egon_Unique]

@GregTestII @mango_deuce @4Dylko @CryBagDusty @Diller9333 @amort9924 You’re Retarded, that’s what

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

@hippojuicefilm You mean crack head faggot. And all your gym pictures with your greased up muscles are really hot Royce.