Ehtesham

Hyderabadi

[Ehtesham @Ehtunizami]

“Zindagi ke kitaab me sabse haseen panna, ‘Maa’ ki mohabbat hai.”

[Rofl Gandhi 2.0 🏹 Commentary @RoflGandhi_]

2 minutes 20 seconds long monologue by this Adani Anchor and not even a single mention of the state govt, BJP or the Chief Minister. He is just outbrusting pointlessly and urging citizens to find out who is responsible for this mess.

These spineless clowns are the torch bearers of Indian journalism now 🤡🤡

[PRO @PRO_X_313]

🚨 BREAKING:

Israeli soldiers in the IDF killed a 14-year-old Palestinian boy. We need this video to go viral, so please share it.

[Seyed Abbas Araghchi @araghchi]

Countries like France should stop lecturing the world about “human rights” and international law. The hypocrisy is blatant and embarrassing.

Your backing of Israel’s genocide in Gaza—and aggression against Iran—has destroyed whatever moral high ground you imagined you had.

[Jackson Hinkle 🇺🇸 @jacksonhinkle]

If I say it once, I say it a thousand times: FUCK ISRAEL

[Rofl Gandhi 2.0 🏹 Commentary @RoflGandhi_]

29.9.1967 - 12.8.2020

Guru ji forever 💐

[Nehr_who? @Nher_who]

Sonakshi:

"GenZ my God, what have you done

I'm a big fan of u all now, I'm just an actor but You GenZ people are the real ART

I wanna be like you all GenZ now"

Queen Behaviour 🔥

[Gabbar @Gabbar0099]

Fact 💯🔥

[Shivam Roy @shivamroy__]

I have never seen any BJP supporter mocking America or the American President... Never ever...

Why so?

[Ehtesham @Ehtunizami]

@Gabbar0099 Yeah, me too

[Nehr_who? @Nher_who]

Reporter: Are you funded by foreign countries

Student: Yes I got fund from Pakistan,they sent me Rs 40 so that I can travel via bus,for auto I got 20 Rs funding from U.S,when I'll return home,hope I'll get fund from Nepal

We can't get funds in India coz all are utilised by BJP"

[Ehtesham @Ehtunizami]

@TARUNspeakss Jaker gorav ku maro bolo yaar, ye log ku.

[Ehtesham @Ehtunizami]

@MercifulMessage May Allah make it easy for him and quick recovery in sha Allah!!

[Roshan Rai @RoshanKrRaii]

Shekhar Suman on Shekhar Tonite :

Rajesh Mehta did an alleged scam of 15 lakh crores, now people want answers.
When they couldn’t find out what happened to 15 lakhs how will they find out what happened to 15 lakh crores? 🤣

Bro is getting more savage by the day 🗿

[Rofl Gandhi 2.0 🏹 Commentary @RoflGandhi_]

@navikakumar @thevirdas Mujhe aap dono se koi lene dena nahi hai. Lekin jab ek 95 kilo ka insaan dusro ko Yoga suggest karta hai toh thoda ajeeb lagta hai.

[Rahul Gandhi @RahulGandhi]

अन्तर्राष्ट्रीय जल में तीन दिन में तीन जहाज़ों पर अमेरिकी हमलों में तीन भारतीयों की मृत्यु हो गई। और हमारे Compromised PM? एक शब्द तक नहीं।

जब कोई विदेशी ताकत किसी भारतीय की हत्या करे, तो प्रधानमंत्री को बोलना पड़ता है। लेकिन मजाल है जो ये एक शब्द बोल जाएं।

अगले हफ्ते G7 में, हमारे नाविकों की हत्या के बस चंद दिनों बाद, मोदी जी मुस्कुराएंगे, गले मिलेंगे और समझौते करेंगे - मगर, उन तीन भारतीयों के लिए उनके पास एक शब्द भी नहीं होगा।

Compromised PM भारत माता के बेटों की रक्षा नहीं कर सकते, क्योंकि जिन्होंने उन बेटों की जान ली उन्हें नाराज़ करने की इनमें न हिम्मत है, न ताकत।

[Roshan Rai @RoshanKrRaii]

This is iconic 👏

Shekhar Suman just narrated the story of a Cruel King.

He didn’t name anyone but this fits perfectly on a man we all know.

Must- Must Watch.

[@Ram_Mohd_Singh_Azad @Arun_Kaku05]

A teacher asked her 6th standard class how many of them were Modi fans.

Not really knowing what a Modi fan is, but wanting to be liked by the teacher, all the kids raised their hands except for little Johnny.

The teacher curiously asked little Johnny why he had decided to be different…

Little Johnny replied, “Because I’m not a Modi fan.”

The teacher asked, “Why aren’t you a fan of Modi?”

Johnny said, “Because I’m a RaGa supporter.”

The teacher asked him why he was a Congress supporter.
Little Johnny answered, “Well, my mom is a Congress supporter and my Dad is also a congress supporter, so I am a congress supporter.”

Annoyed by the answer, the teacher asked, “If your mom was a moron and your dad was an idiot, what would that make you?”

With a big smile, little Johnny replied, “That would make me a Modi Fan.”
😂😂😂😂😂

[Rofl Gandhi 2.0 🏹 Commentary @RoflGandhi_]

Ek sawal puchne par kitne sawal utha raha hai ye paltu mehkma.

Teleprompter Wale Pitaji ki Teleprompter Gudiya kaise padh padh kar naak fula rahi hai 😭🤣

[Ehtesham @Ehtunizami]

@bhagatram2020

[Helle Lyng @HelleLyngSvends]

@Saurabh_MLAgk My English might be rusty, but my press freedom is not.