Nicholas Garofalo

Monochromatic mad man marketing @WordPress with @Automattic. Hiker of trails. Keeper of fish. Uglier half of a service dog team. All posts are my own.

[Nicholas Garofalo @EidolonNight]

Excited to share this one! Agents now have a definitive reference for writing in the @WordPress voice. The first human version of this came four years ago, and now we have something that expounds on all of those guidelines in an AI-friendly way.

https://t.co/VF6MHnIzk4

[Nicholas Garofalo @EidolonNight]

“The marketer of tomorrow is going to be working with AI agents as much as they will with humans,” Garofalo wrote, “and this is the perfect blend of both.”

https://t.co/4TOIypaS2o

[Nicholas Garofalo @EidolonNight]

"There is a lot we can learn from Nicholas Garofalo's post about how AI and automation help spotlight the best of WordPress"

Such a kind response to my latest make.wordpress post. 😊 Selfishly, I'm really hoping others join in, because I have so much more to learn myself.

https://t.co/QsxsGPT9d9

[Nicholas Garofalo @EidolonNight]

@davebloomdev Yup but now I’m in a loop. Another surgery in 4 weeks. Apparently my renovated insides have a leak. 😓

[Nicholas Garofalo @EidolonNight]

On my way to another surgery. If it doesn’t go well, at least my agent is in a loop.

[Nicholas Garofalo @EidolonNight]

Out of surgery and drunk texting my Hermes agent like “heeeeey u up?”

[WordCamp Masaka 2026 @WordPressMasaka]

https://t.co/RlHp7zf5rO didn't just sponsor an event.

They invested in a community.

Grateful to have @wordpressdotcom walk with us as we build inclusive digital economies in Uganda.

This means the world to us. 🌍

Learn more: https://t.co/x1CJVDc1Yf

#WCMasaka #WordPress

[Nicholas Garofalo @EidolonNight]

@JustinFerriman More like “how the GLOBAL business ecosystem is changing” 😓

[Nicholas Garofalo @EidolonNight]

Always question assumptions; don't just trample over old assumptions with new ones.

[Nicholas Garofalo @EidolonNight]

You may have agent swarms, but do you have this?

[Nicholas Garofalo @EidolonNight]

One last fish for the ecosystem.

[Nicholas Garofalo @EidolonNight]

People often come to me looking for a confidence check on their writing. This should help contributors build that confidence while writing content on behalf of official projects and WordCamps.

[Nicholas Garofalo @EidolonNight]

Excited to share this one! Agents now have a definitive reference for writing in the @WordPress voice. The first human version of this came four years ago, and now we have something that expounds on all of those guidelines in an AI-friendly way.

https://t.co/VF6MHnIzk4

[Nicholas Garofalo @EidolonNight]

Pro tip: This writing guide is fine on its own, but is really best when combined with other skills or even your own personal voice file. "WordPress Nicholas" is just a combination of the WordPress voice and my own personal voice file.

[Nicholas Garofalo @EidolonNight]

I'm seeing all these AI folks talk about setting your intent when writing a prompt. Meanwhile, everyone with a tarot deck is like, "Yeah. Duh."

[Nicholas Garofalo @EidolonNight]

One of the best marketing campaigns ever. “Our product is so good that the government doesn’t want you to have it.”

[Anthropic @AnthropicAI]

The US government, citing national security authorities, has issued an export control directive to suspend all access to Fable 5 and Mythos 5 by any foreign national, whether inside or outside the United States, including foreign national Anthropic employees.

The net effect of this order is that we must abruptly disable Fable 5 and Mythos 5 for all our customers to ensure compliance.

Access to all other Claude models is not affected.

We apologize for this disruption to our customers. We believe this is a misunderstanding and are working to restore access as soon as possible.

Read our full statement: https://t.co/bwn0sximKZ

[Jamie Marsland - Head of WordPress YouTube ❤️ @pootlepress]

https://t.co/eX8fh9epcG

[Nicholas Garofalo @EidolonNight]

@rmelogli I have never understood stood why the companies that send these big teams to sponsor tables at the event don’t sponsor someone to be on the organizing team.

[Nicholas Garofalo @EidolonNight]

https://t.co/B3PKySJLMI in case you haven't been following the work to amplify the WordPress chorus of contributors. 🔊🎶🎤🧑‍🎤👨‍🎤👩‍🎤🎤🎶🔊