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Mum and Nan

[Stuzi 🐝🐝 @stuzi_pants]

Muhammad Ziauddin Yusuf making a prize helmet out of himself on his latest season ticket Question Time appearance. Tying himself in so many knots he may as well be a pretzel. Unelected sanctimonious gobshite with the personality of an out of date yoghurt

[Brendan May @bmay]

Well that marked the end of our brief two years as a serious country again. Well done everyone.

Back to vibes, shits and giggles it is.

Britain is done.

I am ashamed.

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

I’m constantly astonished that billionaires would rather ignore the climate crisis and prepare to live in a bunker with dvds and baked beans than devote a modicum of their bottomless wealth to saving the planet where we have fresh fruit and soft grass and blue skies.

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

Congratulations to Elon Musk, the world's first assh000000000000le.

[Sam Green Party Member @CounsellingSam]

The only African immigrant who is ruining Britain is Elon Musk.

[Kernow Q @KernowQ]

A good moment to remind everyone that the tories increased national debt from 1tn to 3tn.
The interest on this alone costs nearly twice the defence budget.
They also slashed the defence budget.
The tories are responsible for the dire state of the uk.

[Socialist Opera Singer @OperaSocialist]

13 years ago you were in prison for beating up a woman.
2 years ago your business failed.
1 year ago you were banned from being a company director after failing to pay £1m+ in taxes.
Today you are a racist dickhead.

There, fixed it for you Ant.

[Joni Askola @joni_askola]

Tommy Robinson and Errol Musk together in Moscow in 2026.

Fascists and sex offenders almost always betray their country to side with Moscow, making them traitors too

[Hussain Shiyam 🇵🇸❓🎈 @ShiyamHussain]

This is utter bullshit. When Indonesia refused to grant the Israeli under 17 team visa’s for the 2023 U-20 World Cup, FIFA stripped Indonesia’s hosting rights and moved it to Argentina. So @FIFAcom can stop with the lies.

[Mr Ethical 🚩 @nw_nicholas]

This is Farage attending a demo for the first time in his life in January, outside the Iranian Embassy. A few days later he went to Davos, paid for by Iranian billionaire Sasan Ghandehari. Get it now?

[MJdowntheshore @MJdowntheshore]

And that's the truth.

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

The fact that some 80 year old pedophile who lives in a Florida brothel can single handedly cripple the world economy, trigger a global war, trash the White House, and grift people out of billions is insane if you think about it

[Paul Vick @PaulVick138203]

Who do you want to be prime minister of the UK by the end of 2026?🤔
Repost after voting please.

[Trevor McArdle @McardleTrevor]

Inflation “unexpectedly” fell by 0.5% to 2.8%

Growth was an “unexpected” 0.7% - the highest in the G7

Net immigration “unexpectedly” fell by 82%

NHS “unexpectedly” met it’s interim 18 week target

Our media have so deceived the public that all positive news is now “unexpected”

[Chris Bryant @RhonddaBryant]

Reader, she wrote it

[Thomas Standfield @TStandfield1789]

Well, well, well.
The most corrupt person in UK politics bought a £1,400,000 property in cash just after receiving £5,000,000 from a crypto billionaire who lives in Thailand.
What was all that shit about security?
Rotten to the core.
@Nigel_Farage @reformparty_uk @TiceRichard

[Tolly 🐢💨 🇬🇧🇪🇺🇨🇦🇮🇪 @TollytB]

We asked 100 people, "How many times can a lying, grifting cvnt, change his story over a £5M bung?"

You said, "Small boats."
🐢💨

[Barry Halverson @barry_halverson]

Remember the huge media fanfare when Farage launched a crowdfunder in March 2025 for his “independent grooming gangs inquiry”?

The Crowdfunder page showed c.£788k raised.

A year later: no inquiry, no published accounts, no explanation of where the money went, and no refunds.

[Farrukh @implausibleblog]

2017: Nigel Farage in the European Parliament complaining about perceived foreign interference in Brexit

2026: Nigel Farage saying that foreign based crypto billionaire gave him £5,000,000 as a reward for campaigning for Brexit

[Supertanskiii @supertanskiii]

Whatever you think about Starmer, this is NOT normal. I’ve not seen ANY broadcaster respond like this towards any other PM over the past decade, not even Truss or Johnson who, respectively, tanked the economy and partied as Britons died. @SamCoatesSky is a heavily biased shill.