Eli Eifling

A professional retweeter and loves college football

[Deepstash @deepstash]

Lock a rat in a cage and it chooses the drug. Give it a life and it walks right past it.

If you’re lonely, the scroll feels like company. If you’re bored, it feels like a life.

Change what’s in your feed. Deepstash. 📲

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

Atomic veterans describe what nukes feel like

[Wannabe Extrovert @hotandcalm]

Sheldon tries to convert to Judaism but quickly changes his mind…. He’s so dramatic 😅

[Gringofurioso @Gringofurioso_x]

This was the last video i made as a crime scene cleaner.

A young girl was walking home from a gas station some time after 10PM. She was in a crosswalk, at an intersection, when a car hit her going over 75MPH.

I got called to the scene around 1:30AM and cleaned the biggest pool of arterial blood i've ever seen.

The crazy thing about arterial blood is it's thick, almost gelatinous.

[Vevilo @Vevilobts]

Best moment in Grey’s Anatomy.

We grew up with Grey Sloan.

[ohall @lctrnotes]

Every night he set up the coffee maker before bed so it was ready in the morning. Then the coffee started tasting wrong. He bought pool test strips. The water from his coffee maker turned purple.

His tap water tested normal. The coffee water showed high chlorine.

Roby Johnson was a U.S. Air Force airman stationed in Germany with his wife Melody and their child. In March 2023 he noticed the bad taste. He kept drinking it for two or three weeks before he tested it.

In May he hid a camera in the kitchen. It caught Melody checking that he had already prepped the machine, taking something from under the sink, and pouring it into the water tank.

He didn't confront her. He pretended to keep drinking the coffee and kept filming. "Tonight's the night I caught her on video. It's going to be purple." It was. "Oh, you can smell it from here."

He wanted to report it in the U.S. In June the family moved to Tucson, Arizona. He put up more cameras, some disguised as smoke detectors, in the kitchen and the laundry room. On July 6 he took his footage to police. They didn't act. The video didn't clearly show the liquid.

He kept going. On July 18, 2023, he brought new footage: Melody pouring bleach into a container in the laundry room, walking to the kitchen, pouring it into the coffee maker. She was arrested that day. Under her bathroom sink police found a container that smelled like bleach.

Court documents say he believed she wanted his death benefits. They were heading for a divorce.

She was charged with attempted first-degree murder. In April 2024 she pleaded guilty to two counts of adding a harmful substance to food or drink. Prosecutors asked for two years. The judge gave her three years of probation.

He survived because he trusted his taste in coffee more than his wife.

If you caught your partner on camera doing this, would probation feel like justice?

[Sen @SensatiionuL]

A Facebook Marketplace seller backed out of a Corvette deal and kept the buyer’s $1,000 deposit for seven months, forcing him to track the seller across Ohio and threaten police action. After finally recovering half the money, he learned the seller’s mother was undergoing open heart surgery and GAVE $500 to his family 😳❤️

“We drove all the way up here looking for our money back because we felt like we were stolen from.”

“My mom is doing open heart surgery. Money has been so tight.”

“I’m going to give your wife $500 because I feel like you guys need it much more than we do.”

[Werkin @StayWerkin]

A YouTuber offered $1,000 to anyone who could start his 1954 Harley, and after people kept FAILING on his brand new one, a random rider walked up and fired up both 😳🔥

“I have no idea how he was able to start that bike”

“That was our lunch money, dude” 😭

[Azelin Cove @AzelinCove]

Her Dad Refuses To Sit With Her On The Plane! 😱 The Reason Is SO Wholesome! And That Boat Will NEVER Sink!

[Vevilo @Vevilobts]

Best part of Grey’s Anatomy

[Vic @Viktor03000]

American Housewife 🔥🔥🔥

[vitality @HeisVitality]

This was my favorite movie while growing up. I literally watched it till the cd stopped working and I bought it again and again😂

[🌸🎵 Beautiful Melody 🎶💖 @Ducnghia16]

Mr Bean doesn't need more battery to function 🤣

[Eli Eifling @EiflingEli1]

@MollyMartinezDC He’s a liar Trump is the real Pinocchio

[Molly Martinez @MollyMartinezDC]

The farming crisis summed up in 15 seconds

[Adekunle @adekunleotway]

the real carl from shameless was NOT someone to mess with these robbers thought they were about to rob an ordinary guy, not knowing they were walking straight into their own graves. bro picked the wrong person to mess with. 🎥🍿🔥

[Ace Movies🎬 @AceMoviess]

GOOD FOR HER!!!! We NEED more of this in our news!!!

[Рустем Адагамов @adagamov]

🇺🇸 Старое видео, но хорошее. В феврале 2019 г. Гэри Синизу, сыгравшему лейтенанта Дэна в "Форресте Гампе", устроили сюрприз. Джей Лено, Роберт Де Ниро, Стив Бушеми, Рон Ховард, Роб Лоу, Колин Пауэлл, Том Хэнкс и десятки других людей записали видео с благодарностями за его многолетнюю помощь американским ветеранам.

Синиз занимается благотворительностью уже несколько десятилетий, а в 2011 году основал собственный фонд, который строит дома для ветеранов с инвалидностью, помогает раненым военным и семьям погибших солдат. Особое значение для него эта работа приобрела после роли лейтенанта Дэна, потерявшего обе ноги во Вьетнаме.

Видео подготовили к выходу автобиографии Синиза 12 февраля 2019 года. Особенно трогателен финал, когда появляется Хэнкс со словами: "Спасибо, лейтенант Дэн!".

[Eli Eifling @EiflingEli1]

@keaton_beattie @amilleraz0 She’s one paranoid ass beech

[Adekunle @adekunleotway]

how can a parrot actually talk? marie was happier with paulie than with her own parents, so why couldn’t they let her stay with her grandma when they knew that was where her happiness was? 📺🔥🍿