Leather Nutz

a big account stole a tweet once and it got likes and a trophy so suck it, chumps.

[Leather Nutz @EightyoneTimes]

My 10 yr old just showed me how to find my music on my phone after the update. This is the start of old age. 🎉🍻

[Leather Nutz @EightyoneTimes]

How can trump lie and think we believe him? Nobody has every chanted “We want trump”. Nothing in his tweet is true

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

The Paris Agreement isn’t working out so well for Paris. Protests and riots all over France. People do not want to pay large sums of money, much to third world countries (that are questionably run), in order to maybe protect the environment. Chanting “We Want Trump!” Love France.

[Leather Nutz @EightyoneTimes]

You can’t box and got schooled by a dude who cane out of RETIREMENT!! Enjoy being fake champion. Lost a lot of respect for you.

[Deontay Wilder @BronzeBomber]

#AndStill
Keep the vids coming for The Sick MFs That hate I won, The Blind MFs that can’t face reality and the MFs that just don’t want to see US Succeed🖕🏿
#BombZquad #YouKnowWhoYouAre #AllTalkGoodTalk

[Dr. Bucky Isotope, PhD Bioplasticity @BuckyIsotope]

One day you wake up and everything has been replaced with an exact duplicate. It looks right but feels wrong. You can’t shake it. An uneasy man walks by you and whispers “maybe you’re the only one who changed”. But that can’t be right. You’re the center of the universe

[Leather Nutz @EightyoneTimes]

Even the devil can recite scripture to suit her purpose. https://t.co/Ml9wQoVZ9S

[Kathleen Barber @ksfbarber]

@ColoradoUgly @srunkist The Bible text reads: For with what judgment ye judge, ye shall be judged: and with what measure ye mete, it shall be measured to you again. ... For with whatever judgment you judge, you will be judged; and with whatever measure you measure, it will be measured to you.

[Leather Nutz @EightyoneTimes]

Patriotism isn’t your strong suit. Give it a rest and quit.

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

The NFL National Anthem Debate is alive and well again - can’t believe it! Isn’t it in contract that players must stand at attention, hand on heart? The $40,000,000 Commissioner must now make a stand. First time kneeling, out for game. Second time kneeling, out for season/no pay!

[Leather Nutz @EightyoneTimes]

If this were a Bond flick, 007 would’ve killed the Russian spy chick, made Trump confess, and save the day

[Leather Nutz @EightyoneTimes]

You worship the zig zag man.

[LEGO Joseph Smith @Mormonger]

Nobody talks about Jesus' miracle of having 12 close friends in his 30s

[Eliza Skinner @elizaskinner]

Coyotes don’t run away - they pause and stare, like they’re trying to place you. One did this to me on the way home and I rolled down the window and said “I used to bartend at a fondue place?” He snapped his paw and said “right that’s it” and trotted off in the rain.

[Leather Nutz @EightyoneTimes]

We might not talk anymore, but I'll always cherish those naked selfies ❤️

[Leather Nutz @EightyoneTimes]

"Omg dad I would crash and total this car before I hit an animal."

Get your butt out of my drivers seat.

[Leather Nutz @EightyoneTimes]

Brad Pitt and his Bastards need to hold Dow @realDonaldTrump and carve a swastika into his forehead.

[Mark Agee @MarkAgee]

INT. WHITE HOUSE

Trump walks in on Melania watching a Stormy Daniels interview.

TRUMP: She’s lying, it’s all lies

STORMY: His dick was small, cold, and wet like a puppy nose

TRUMP: Lucky guess

[Leather Nutz @EightyoneTimes]

You white trash idiot. No class or integrity. Even your supporters are calling your bullshit. Please die. https://t.co/dnvKCVv6bp

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

I will be announcing THE MOST DISHONEST & CORRUPT MEDIA AWARDS OF THE YEAR on Monday at 5:00 o’clock. Subjects will cover Dishonesty & Bad Reporting in various categories from the Fake News Media. Stay tuned!

[G.M. Davis @gmdavis_]

Why are indigenous men so beautiful?

[Troy Hunt @troyhunt]

Your hacker name is your first pet’s name followed your mother’s maiden name and the town you were born in. What’s yours?

[Barroom Hero 🦬 @UnIxphysco]

These other AVIs mean nothing to me