Einar Vollset 🇳🇴🇺🇸

1) Your investors don’t know shit about M&A. 2) Don’t sell to whomever just happened to email you. 3) You spent years building this, get the most for it.

[Einar Vollset 🇳🇴🇺🇸 @einarvollset]

If you have a SaaS above $2M ARR, I can make a market for you.

Email me: [email protected]

[Einar Vollset 🇳🇴🇺🇸 @einarvollset]

Duck the Fodgers.

[Einar Vollset 🇳🇴🇺🇸 @einarvollset]

Don’t worry I let him know.

[Rob Walling @robwalling]

@JackEllis Nah. Sounds like a skill issue.

@derrickreimer and I built our email service provider in an afternoon. Maybe two. You just tell the emails where to go and they go there.

Have you tried being better at computers, Jack?

[Einar Vollset 🇳🇴🇺🇸 @einarvollset]

There is a coin. On one side it says “I feel happy” on the other it says “I feel sad”. I flip the coin. It lands “I feel sad”.

Fam, the coin is not sad. It isn’t feeling sad feelings. It doesn’t need therapy.

[Einar Vollset 🇳🇴🇺🇸 @einarvollset]

Rookie mistake. If you want to nod out in peace with zero consequences, need to head to California.

[Claire Langoulant ⚜️♛ @Cuisines1974]

Une membre de la famille royale d'Abu Dhabi a été retrouvée effondrée dans la rue après une overdose alors qu'elle s'occupait d'un enfant de trois ans, a-t-on appris devant le tribunal.

Mahrah Al Nahyan, 32 ans, a été retrouvée affalée sur une rambarde près d'un homme inconscient après avoir pris de la cocaïne, tandis qu'un tout-petit pieds nus jouait au bord d'une route très fréquentée.

[Einar Vollset 🇳🇴🇺🇸 @einarvollset]

I did not realize the US military was so weak we couldn’t even stand up to Putin, the leader of a country with the economy the size of Florida.

Sad.

How did Trump let the military get into such a pathetic state?

[Einar Vollset 🇳🇴🇺🇸 @einarvollset]

@WindAddict The OG is trading at 45x

[Einar Vollset 🇳🇴🇺🇸 @einarvollset]

1) What

[Negligible Capital @negligible_cap]

*BERKSHIRE HATHAWAY INVESTS ADDITIONAL $330M IN BENDING SPOONS

Today I learned $BRK.B had a stake in $BSP (now 4%)

[Einar Vollset 🇳🇴🇺🇸 @einarvollset]

@danielcberk HW4

[Einar Vollset 🇳🇴🇺🇸 @einarvollset]

@ben_mathes @Tailscale Yeah none of that really applies. And it’s not just Chrome, seems like every app now wants to look for local devices ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[Einar Vollset 🇳🇴🇺🇸 @einarvollset]

Why does my browser need to find local network devices?

[Einar Vollset 🇳🇴🇺🇸 @einarvollset]

@kirkbyers I dunno, just seems like a very non-Berkshire play.

[Einar Vollset 🇳🇴🇺🇸 @einarvollset]

Proper villain’s car.

[Car and Driver @CARandDRIVER]

2027 BMW M760 Brings the V-8 Back to the Brand’s Big Luxury Sedan https://t.co/expn9wkicC

[Volodymyr Zelenskyy / Володимир Зеленський @ZelenskyyUa]

A Russian ballistic missile attack on Kyiv. Once again, no early warning from our partners. The main target was energy infrastructure, specifically CHPP-4. Unfortunately, it was hit. A residential building was also damaged, and rescuers are currently putting out a fire there. Our systems detected these missiles only when they were already virtually on approach to Kyiv. CHPP-4 is one of Kyiv’s key energy facilities.

According to our intelligence, the Russians are preparing further ballistic missile launches. The facts show that the Russians do not consider themselves bound by what the President of the United States said. Ukraine supported an energy ceasefire. Russia is targeting yet another power plant and the lives of our people.

And this is absolutely unjust: when they are destroying our energy infrastructure, and Ukraine is not even receiving early warnings about ballistic missile launches. It is important that the world does not stay silent about this. And it is important that the United States really see what is happening and who is responsible for this war continuing.

Please stay safe tonight and tomorrow. We are working to replenish our air defenses with anti-ballistic missiles.

[Jesse Tinsley @JesseTinsley]

The easiest way to become a millionaire in 2027 is buying someone else's failed startup.

~$2M ARR. Founder burned out. Investors want out. You can buy it for less than the lifetime value of its future cash flow.

Cut inefficiency. Automate ops.

Rinse -> Repeat -> Compound

[Einar Vollset 🇳🇴🇺🇸 @einarvollset]

@coreyhainesco I realized that the reason I use the cologne I do is because my high school girlfriend’s brother used it and she said she liked the smell so here we are.

[Einar Vollset 🇳🇴🇺🇸 @einarvollset]

How does Greta Thunberg make a living? Do people donate to like the Greta 5016-C or whatever?

[Einar Vollset 🇳🇴🇺🇸 @einarvollset]

@GovPressOffice Great, you spent $24,000,000,000. So “homelessness” is better now, right? We’re not still letting drug dealers trade freely, people do drugs in public and give birth on the side walk. Right? Because if we spent 24 billion dollars of tax payer money, that would be FUCKED UP.

[François Chollet @fchollet]

If you explained agriculture to folks in SF, you'd blow so many minds. It's... self-replicating, recursively self-improving nanotech for the physical world. And it's all open-source!

One instance can turn into hundreds of seeds, that turn into hundreds of instances. Next thing you know you have trillions of them. It's super-exponential

[Einar Vollset 🇳🇴🇺🇸 @einarvollset]

@JustJake @CXCarroll Nav preference and bored so wanted to drive are the other two for me.