Einstein™

Dedicated to Tweeting stuff Albert Einstein might have said once but probably didn't. Ich bin Albert Einstein! #Quote #Motivate #Inspire #Lead #Banal #Trite

[Einstein™ @EinsteinWisdoms]

I am Einstein and I said this once.
It was me who gave George Lucas the idea for Star Wars! You can #quote me!

[Dai Lama @WelshDalaiLama]

The giant sequoia is a type of redwood found in California. Of these, "General Sherman", with a diameter of 25 feet, is by volume the largest living tree on earth.

But it's only the second thickest Redwood compared to this dunce.

[Einstein™ @EinsteinWisdoms]

@kushqueenO Roll my eyes

[Einstein™ @EinsteinWisdoms]

@JeannieG40 I don't know. Where are you?

[Einstein™ @EinsteinWisdoms]

What's your favourite Einstein quote?

[Einstein™ @EinsteinWisdoms]

Thanks for quoting me @Amandaray02

[Einstein™ @EinsteinWisdoms]

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrggggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You can quote me!

[Einstein™ @EinsteinWisdoms]

I can help with this awesome advice. I've been to the future so I can guarantee that every step is in the right direction. Call me

[Jeremy Murphy @jeremypmurphy]

There's a limit to how many steps you'll be able to take today. Make sure they're all in the right direction. - Jeff Sheehan #quote

[Einstein™ @EinsteinWisdoms]

Absolutely hilarious! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

"Earn more than you spend"

Well done @ledrew . I'm literally crying!!

[ledrew fox @ledrew]

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https://t.co/J5onPK3tsH

[Einstein™ @EinsteinWisdoms]

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[Kari Joys MS @KariJoys]

Today fill your life with #Sunshine, #Love #Joy & #Laughter!

#JoyTrain #Peace #Kindness #IDWP #TuesdayThoughts #TuesdayMotivation #kjoys RT @timelesssoul1

[Einstein™ @EinsteinWisdoms]

Top quality meaningless nonsense

Thanks for quoting me @Ranal55

#banal #trite

Oh yeah!

[Ranal Currie @Ranal55]

Success begins to occur the moment your dreams become more powerful than your fears.

#quote #TuesdayMotivation

[Einstein™ @EinsteinWisdoms]

Keep believing the leadership narrative.

I must be a leader...
I must be a leader...
I must be a leader...
I must be a leader...

I must have meaning...
I must have meaning...
I must have meaning...

[Lolly Daskal @LollyDaskal]

To do great things in the world, you must first know who you are and what gives you meaning in your life. ~“The Leadership Gap” via @LollyDaskal https://t.co/pVKqaI7YVf #TheLeadershipGap#Book #Leadership #Management #HR

[Einstein™ @EinsteinWisdoms]

Yes, guaranteed success from following this sage-like advice.

[Lolly Daskal @LollyDaskal]

It is actually in simplifying your life that will give you the deepest strength. ~ @LollyDaskal #Leadership #quote #Management #HR #Success

[Einstein™ @EinsteinWisdoms]

Like a Conservative government. Dare trust in God.

No...go on...dare you!

[Joel Osteen @JoelOsteen]

We may not like the cutbacks, but God is the gardener. He’s not going to cut something back without giving you more in return. Dare to trust Him. Click here to listen to, "Pruned for Promotion”: https://t.co/spV2a4HmrT

[Einstein™ @EinsteinWisdoms]

Deep...

Not

Man that turns left too many times may find that he's turned right. Wwwwwwwww🤓

[Einstein™ @EinsteinWisdoms]

More nonsense from @Leadershipfreak

Keep up the good work Dan

[Dan Rockwell @Leadershipfreak]

Great achievements don't happen when you keep things the same.

@KouzesPosner

[Einstein™ @EinsteinWisdoms]

😴😴😴😴😴😴

[Sean Gardner @2morrowknight]

Though younger people are more likely to be forgiving about using phones at the dinner table, in no age group is there a majority who think that it’s acceptable.

#WEF19 #GenZ #BabyBoomers #Millennials #GenX #TuesdayThoughts

[Einstein™ @EinsteinWisdoms]

Still pushing out the same banl trite nonsense with a different front cover @LollyDaskal ?

Don't you get bored?

[Lolly Daskal @LollyDaskal]

How to Be The Leader Of Your Own Life @LollyDaskal https://t.co/rYLSfR0qv1 #Leadership #Management #HR

[Einstein™ @EinsteinWisdoms]

CUNT FUCK BOLLOCKS SHIT AAAAAAARRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!

Sorry, feeling a bit....

[DearUncleBender™ @DearUncleBender]

"It's said there's going to be a snap election in October when Theresa May hands over to Michael Gove who hands over to Ruth Davidson, in a sort of endless game of musical bastards"

Once again bang on point @frankieboyle 😵 any updates?

[Einstein™ @EinsteinWisdoms]

@DearUncleBender On the brown this early @DearUncleBender ?