DearUncleBender™

#Leardershit is a myth, enabling parasites to give each other more money, it is the new religion of the elite. International Bullshit Clearance Squad #SetMeOff

[Harry Eccles @Heccles94]

Apparently @realDonaldTrump hates this video, so please stop sharing it 🙏

[DearUncleBender™ @DearUncleBender]

@myhiddenvalue @AudeeGabriel Especially when tiptoeing is my fucking trigger 🤬

[DearUncleBender™ @DearUncleBender]

@HelenBevan Training is NOT learning, which is much more valuable.

[DearUncleBender™ @DearUncleBender]

@HelenBevan Oh dear 🫣 that's not right!

[DearUncleBender™ @DearUncleBender]

Why does everyone in a perfume advert, look like a right cunt?

It makes you wonder who they are advertising to? 😳

[DearUncleBender™ @DearUncleBender]

@OxleasLGBTQ @SteveHardyLDN @TobiasHill84 @LisaComms @OxleasNHS @OxleasQM @TransNHS @stonewalluk @LGBTransgender @janewells99 @abimfadipe @PrideInLondon According to the data confirming that's 0.5% of the population and they are not evenly geographically distributed #ONS

There's 199 equivalent groups of the population left to have celebrations about. Either you got hell of a diary, or the data speaks for itself #VirtueSignalling

[RICK CORDEIRO 🇨🇦 🍁 ✌️ 🕊. @CordeiroRick]

CAN YOU SOLVE THIS ONE?

[DearUncleBender™ @DearUncleBender]

Altogether now:

If you're a parasite and you know it, wear a crown.
If you're a parasite and you know it, wear a crown.
If you're a parasite and you know it, and you really want to show it.
In the 21st fucking century, wear a crown 👑

[DearUncleBender™ @DearUncleBender]

@docrussjackson @Ofcom 'Dewberry' noun. colloquial.

A small piece of faeces lodged deeply in the cleft of the buttocks, typically requiring physical dexterity to remove.

Usage: the dog squatted and dragged herself forward, smearing a dewberry across the carpet.

Synonyms: tagnut

#MeaningOfLiff

[Keith Burge @carryonkeith]

Lee works for us. He's not single (shocker) & earns more than 80k, rents a hotel room in Central London at our expense, spends hundreds of pounds a month on travelling to work at our expense and slags people off for using foodbanks.

Lee makes no point at all.

[Prostate Cancer UK @ProstateUK]

1 in 8 men get prostate cancer. Early diagnosis saves lives. Check your risk of prostate cancer. It takes 30 seconds.

[ComplexWales 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿💙 @ComplexWales]

@JohnAmaechi There's definitely a generational component, social intelligence so to speak in terms of screen prevalence but thinking about it, I'm autistic and my friends were accustomed to divided attention, back in the 70s and never judged me.

[DearUncleBender™ @DearUncleBender]

Happy Christmas!

[DearUncleBender™ @DearUncleBender]

@houstongolden Because it's full of arseholes trying really badly to sell me stuff 🙄

[DearUncleBender™ @DearUncleBender]

#CockjugglingThundercunt

Please leave a nomination below 🤣

[DearUncleBender™ @DearUncleBender]

Tom is my kind of guy not afraid to tell it like is it #IQ44

Was Antonio Santi Giuseppe Meucci from Edinburgh 🤔

[Tom Harwood @tomhfh]

Can someone please tell my why we're relegated to +44 when we invented the bloody telephone in the first place??

[Owen Williams 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬��󠁿 @OwsWills]

A translation of the piece I just recorded for BBC Radio Cymru on the subject of the monarchy.
#AbolishTheMonarchy

[DearUncleBender™ @DearUncleBender]

Cunt Cunt Cunt Cunt Cunt Cunt Cunt Cunt Cunt Cunt Cunt Cunt Cunt Cunt Cunt Cunt Cunt Cunt Cunt Cunt Cunt Cunt Cunt Cunt Cunt Cunt Cunt Cunt Cunt Cunt Cunt Cunt Cunt Cunt Cunt Cunt Cunt Cunt Cunt Cunt Cunt Cunt Cunt Cunt Cunt Cunt Cunt Cunt Cunt Cunt Cunt Cunt Cunt Cunt.. #Jubilee

[DearUncleBender™ @DearUncleBender]

Master Yoda, what happens to things that do not bend?

"Snap painfully, they do."